1. Thou shalt give me real
2. Thou shalt not give me fake
3. Thou shalt not be violent (unless it’s the paps and you have to PROTECT YOURE FAMILY)
4. Thou shalt not download from peer2peer sites
5. Thou shalt not worship false prophets (James Morrison, Blunt, etc.)
6. Thou shalt give to Charity
7. Thou shalt offset thy carbon emissions
8. Thou shalt not drive an SUV
9. Thou shalt take thyself a little too seriously (but also have a laugh)
10. Thou shalt go to Uni so you’ve something to fall back on
April 03 2008 | Doctrine | 4 Comments »
By Dean Drobbingdon, Archpope-in-Cheif
“It happened during a visit to my dentist, Rhodes & Damascus. As the gas kicked in and the drill began to whine, The Scientist began to play on the radio in the corner of the room. “Nobody said it was easy”, it said, and it was as though it was singing directly to me.
Then it happened. Chris appeared to me in a blaze of light, and said the cryptic words: “Burn them all.” I was shocked at the apparent anger in His words, and I asked what He meant. His head dissolved into an image of a Cathedral, filled with blazing candles. “Each one is a prayer for a starving child,” He said. “Burn them all.” continue reading »
April 01 2008 | Church History | 1 Comment »
