Comments on: Chris loves Beyonce?

By: hé hé

hé hé — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:14:21 +0000

mwahahahaha! who’s that very “christian” and not “martinian” jay j? this site is only for those who believe chris martin is the holy sent messenger of God and only one way to Him. No Jesus Christ believed here! There is one God and Chris Martin is His Messiah to us! comprendes?

By: Austin Jay J. MASTE

Austin Jay J. MASTE — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:50:54 +0000

Dear Dear Martin

Greetings you in the precious name of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you always.

I was really blessed of your very nice website, and research your sermon outline. i have learned many things regarding the reality of the truth and right doctrine of Christ. That’s why I was very excited to communicate to your work, because you are in the right church. So please send me your email, so that i can send to all the PICTURES of my activities and my gospel meeting here in Mindanao, Philippines, and I am willing to study and learning of the bible teaching. Specially for the pictures of our water baptism results during my ministering here in the Philippines

My Name is Austin Jay J. Maste, married to Digna J. Maste, my wife and I, we are 48 years old, and I have two children, they are all boys. Names Austin Jay. And Ashley Keith.

I am the preacher, in Polomolok Church of Christ, and with the 25 families. Located in 626 Sampaguita St. Polomolok, 9504 South Cotabato. Philippines. So i hope that you can help to send of your very biblical teaching because we have more than 178 congregations here in South Cotabato, and Davao City area. Link, That’s why I am very willing to study to your web sit. So please write me back and contact me so that I can send you my weekly reports for my works here in the Philippines.

May God bless you always.

In Christian Love

Austin Jay J. Maste
626 Sampaguita St. Polomolok,
9504 South Cotabato
Philippines.

Phone # 083-380-1017

Mobile # 09202879157

By: ..a plaintive cry..to Chris...

..a plaintive cry..to Chris... — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:53:50 +0000

..chris..I cry out to you..a plaintive song-
how much longer will it be…how long?
this endless touring has someday got to end-
then we can “strawberry swing”& be more than just “friends.”

I know you saw me swaying in the cali sun-
yeah-I got them Beyonce dance moves down-without her bootylicious BIG bum!
you are no more than a rock star workaholic drone-
let’s sing some coldplay songs together alone!

chris..please stop this moment and appreciate one special fan…and “smell the roses” as only you can.
Yeah-Glastonbury 2010 is way too far off for me-
…i cry out yet again to you..if only you would SEE!

….a plaintive fan xxxx

By: Gwyneth GOOP

Gwyneth GOOP — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:34:30 +0000

Chris: it’s me-Gwyneth-your supposed “Wife!”
don’t know if I am really all cut-out for this ROCK STAR life?
Me and the angelic kids never can catch you at home-
because you are usually off somewhere in another time zone!

So many bosomy beauties would like to grab your crotch-
and I am sure get you drunk on your favorite Scotch!
No real woman can RESIST your boyish appeal, and so
many of them would bang you in a minute with fervent zeal!

Many call me scrawny, flat-chested and geeky-
but I just turn my head away-and call that criticism-”CHEEKY!” Yes I do GOOP and consider myself a privileged member of the glitterai-
I love fancy shoes, gourmet meals and Stella McCartney- my oh my!

Coldplay has gotten so BIG now-I cannot Hold you back! So Chris: I got the 2 kids I wanted — I’ll let you go jump in any old sack. Just use protection-so no more lawsuits will be engendered-
the last thing Coldplay needs right now is a paternity “fender-bender.”

love-gwyn-goop*

By: Beyonc-eh /Bootylicious

Beyonc-eh /Bootylicious — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:48:35 +0000

Oh please..all this whispering about Chris Martin and me? If I got my bootie all up on him, he would be the next heart attack to happen to a famous person!
Chris is a very nice and talented fellow but that white-bread skinny-minny Gwyneth is about all that boy can handle in the sack. and that ain’t sayin much.

So y’all can just stop guessing and confessing about us. If you were gonna be gossiping about anyone-I would like to cheer Usher up after that messy break-up with that hussy he knocked up. Or how about Kanye-another day…another model. I can teach both those playas a thing or two. Oh..wait..that’s right I’m married. And I’m Bootylicious! Put a BOOT on it!

By: dany

dany — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:31:24 +0000

well…i wuld seriously lyk it if Chris married Beyonce instead Gwyneth…vry cute pic together and im takn it to my file….

By: G, Paltrough

G, Paltrough — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:11:19 +0000

I am a classy lady! I do not entertain thoughts of others discussing what goes on in my bedroom. Please take your gutter thoughts and wash them in some clean water. It takes a lot for me to let my guard down in public. I am so very private, you know. I went to a fancy boarding school-and I have traveled through Spain with a famous chef and wrote a coffee-table book about that adventure. Need I sully my make-up with thoughts of a sex dalliance with my beloved husband? Let Beyonce have him when she wants some white chicken meat? You know-down at the plantation!

By: ge-nuh

ge-nuh — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:22:33 +0000

THIS WEBSITE IS SO CREEPY IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD
IF IM HAVING A BAD DAY ILL GO ON YOUR SITE, TAKE ONE LOOK AT THE PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE OF CHRIS MARTIN ON JESUS’S BODY AND FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING
SO THANKS FOR THAT

By: strawberry Trojan Fields

strawberry Trojan Fields — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:37:56 +0000

Oh! Angel-I’ve upset you. I am so sorry I offended you and your fat legs. Did you once pick cotton too? Maybe you also worked on a plantation with Beyonce? What’s so great about this very website is that is’s so refreshingly politically INCORRECT! And this is something I think the “quirky” Mr. Martin would appreciate, as well. After all-it is in his honor. People that gravitate to this website deserve to air their dirty laundry or let it all hang out. If this is too much a burden for you, Angel-then maybe find a nice safe website to discuss fat legs like maybe…”www.prison.lesbians.com?”

By: Caitlin

Caitlin — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:20:49 +0000

I hate that Chris is cool with Beyonce! Why does she get to meet him? I can’t stand that overrated bitch. What a slut