Chris loves Beyonce?
DESPITE being a committed vegetarian, CHRIS MARTIN seems to have got himself involved in some serious beef.
While his wife GWYNETH PALTROW was in New York recently, shooting her new movie, rumours circulated concerning their relationship. They had a fight in a trailer. Gwyneth has recently been seen kissing a MYSTERIOUS UNNAMED FAT MAN. “They are fighting for their marriage,” one close friend of the couple claimed.
But that might not be all that Chris Martin has to fight for. Because after getting drunk at JAY-Z and BEYONCÉ’S wedding reception, Chris found himself impressed by more than just the rap star’s bling. To put it bluntly, Chris seems ready to trade in STICK-THIN geeky Gwyneth for an altogether CURVIER model.
And younger.
And richer.
And more talented.
But rapper, former drug-dealer and psychopath JAY-Z is rumoured to be VERY not happy with Martin’s attentions on his fiancée, Beyonce. He has threatened to “pop a cap in his milk-white ass”, and sent him an email which simply contained a link to a YouTube video of “Fix You.”
Coldplay have brought the release of their forthcoming album forward – presumably so that Chris can be on tour as soon as possible. Jay-Z might have quit the music biz, but it sounds like he might have ONE MORE BIG HIT left in him.
April 07 2008 05:20 pm | news
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Sarah on 19 Jun 2008 at 6:51 pm #
lmao. chill. The big fat man is none other than chef Mario Batali.
Chris and Beyonce do look rather cute in that picture though.
nita on 19 Jul 2008 at 4:35 am #
ah I don’t believe one word of it… complete rubbish
Cyn on 06 Aug 2008 at 5:14 am #
Yes, Gwyneth is kissing the IRON CHEF!
cony on 06 Aug 2008 at 9:37 pm #
jajaja ojala q no sea verdad x q seria fome chris martin es muxo pa esa mina q esta babosa por el
xox on 08 Aug 2008 at 8:31 am #
Que esa estupida de Beyonce se vaya mucho al diablo!!! Junto con su estupido y ridiculo (igual que ella), Jay-Z! Los dos son unos idiotas! They only dream of being able to have the beautiful marriage that Gwyneth and Chris have! SORRY Beyonce and Jay-Z money CAN’T buy true LOVE!!! And one more thing Beyonce can try as hard as she can, but she will never be as talented as Gwyneth and same goes for that retard named Jay-Z!!! Yes, I said it, Beyonce is not talented! And I know I am not the only one who believes that! She has no voice and when it comes to acting she should just stick to what she does best, which is being a slut!
Anonymous on 19 Aug 2008 at 12:37 am #
well said xox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!