Chris Martin and the End of the World?
This thread has appeared on the generally reliable Paranormal Forums at www.psychics.co.uk.
In it, a semi-literate man who claims to be a black cab driver reports that the world will end next year, but only if Chris Martin’s alleged new band “The Illuminatias” hit #1 in the US. He also claims that P Diddy is the head of the “Illuminatia Panthers”, and that other members include Amy Winehouse, Peter Sutcliffe, Tim Henman and Peter Griffin. He also claims to regularly drive “Lizard People” around, and claims that British people refer to the Illuminati as “illumies“.
So what are we to make of this nonsense? It is obviously untrue, not only because Chris Martin does not have a side-project called “The Illuminatias”, but because he’s the Messiah, not some kind of Masonic Antichrist. Also, here the UK, we don’t call the Illuminati “Illumies”, we call them “The Republican Party“. Moreover, Peter Griffen does NOT belong to any secret societies.
It would seem that The Church is once more under attack from those who seek to hide the truth - probably the alt.chrismartinissatan newsgroup, or Coldplaying.com. This post is disinformation, seeking to discredit the Church by publishing LIES in our style. The difference is that we do not publish nonsense about the Illuminati and so on - we publish THE TRUTH - Chris Martin is the Messiah. These LIARS are a virtual Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms to our digital Mount Carmel. They fire in online canisters of CS gas, and we just keep on prayin’.
Chris be with you.
September 24 2008 12:26 am | news
Mophet on 03 Oct 2008 at 11:53 pm #
Get ready
jo on 31 Oct 2008 at 3:01 pm #
ok…pff..that was tough I only was browsing for chris’s photos and ended up in this site..telling u d truth i just smoked pot and really cant understand if this is true…but here is my beleives…1st of all i’m sorry for my english because im italian ok…till last year i beleived (was of afraid of telling the otherwise) in Jesus Christ..then i found a webstie with the story of Horus (Sun God Of eggypt)..Horus was born on the 25th Dec, mother a virgin, had 12 disciples, did miracles, was crucified and resurructed after 3 days..i sad to myself what da f*** its the same as Jesus’s…u know what ….there are many more stories like this including Krishna and others…every culture u know had its version of Horus’s story and the jews had their too Jesus, now because we find jews everywhere..jesus is everywhere..but nothing of all this really exists..there is no religion!! no messiah…no nothing..only the creator..what happens afterlife…i think…we remain in this space but as we are menat to be spirits..its like radiowaves..right now u r surrounded with all the radio stations but u cant hear them..y is that? because they are not the same frequency as ur ear drum is and thats what a radio does, changes the frequency to that of your ears..eureca!!..so thats y me interact with the other world or spirit because they are all here but in different dimensions (or frequencies)….thank u for reeading this c u in the afterlife
Mophet on 14 Nov 2008 at 12:55 pm #
Hey jo !
Maybe this page will help you to see clearer :
http://www.myspace.com/thegreenseed
You’ll understand why Jesus.
Brotherob on 27 Dec 2008 at 6:12 am #
And it came to pass in the Time of Chris (star-year 147) there was a massive freezing throughout the entire planet.
And it came to pass in some parts of the world that food would not grow because it was too cold to grow.
And, as foretold in Great Book of Chris (the collected manuscripts, poems, lyrics, visions, inter-dimensional-hyper-plasmonic liquid spirit manifestations etc…) it snowed for over one hundred years without break until glaciers five kilometres deep enveloped the entire world, for a long time.
Did mankind survive? I don’t know, hang around and we are all going to find out, i suppose.
Because, as it turns out (according to the Book) in the last year, the world temperature dropped .5 a degree. And the Book says: “turn up the heat and pray like there is no tomorrow, because the movie “The day after tomorrow”, might now actually become the world “The day after tomorrow”, and it will probably happen differently (slow-freeze?), but only if we live to see it freeze up right?
And if everything gets so cold and colder, how do we grow food? That is a future which scares Brotherob the most, one without our savour and light Chris, and food.
So may The Chris be with you as you trudge through the snowdrift of your mind, looking for some lost key which makes everything right again, and see the horsemen of the Apocalypse approaching in the rear view mirror of your soul.
When the birds fly out you will understand all.
Mohumded on 17 Jan 2009 at 6:44 am #
I am most pleased to announce the official end of time as we know it and if we all click our collective ruby heels together in the direction of the nearest Ramada Inn, we will all be magically transported back in time to the seventh century, when all was well in Gods Kingdom.
Am I the incarnation of the grand mufti or what? Is Chris Martin The Saviour of Mankind? I think the facts speak for themselves. It is written in all the scriptures and was also know in antiquity that in this time of maximum darkness, there would be One who would come to save us form ourselves, and Chris is He.
And I Mohumded am his humble harbinger. Now it is somewhat ironic and peculiar that i would be having the name “Mohumded” when we all know that it stands for another (Prophet) of another “religion”.(Please for you to know and am I apologizing for my parents in no way meant to insult you when I was born, with my name.)
Especially when you consider the fact that Chris has stated many times that a big part of his mission on earth is to destroy all world religions with the power of his amazing music and backup helpers.
Wow, it is all too perfect eh? I mean everything is just way too perfect to be accidental eh? Mohumded was born in a state of perfect consciousness and to this day is in a state permanent union with the note B flat.
May the Chris be with you as time bends back on its self and history reappears on the canvas of space time causality once again, while we on earth watch planes land on water wondering…
I wonder what it’s all about????
His Name is Chris, And His music is Light. So Say Mohumdediddy