Comments on: Martinis or Martinites? http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/ There is one God, and Chris Martin is his prophet. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:18:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Beyonce/Sascha Fierced http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-1229 Beyonce/Sascha Fierced Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:14:22 +0000 http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-1229 I don't know If I am in the persona of Beyonce today or am I Sascha Fierce? That's what Chris Martin likes about me other than I am all woman and not afraid of my curves and boobs and hippy hips! CM is not used to having all that women get all up in his face. That white boy from England just drools when I slide over to his lap and act all innocent. Don't get me wrong-I like Gwyneth but she's too bony and has NO MEAT on her. I think gettin it on with her would be like rubbing up-and-down on a scarecrow-stick and all. But she is classy and a nice lady so I can't diss her too much or else I just might get that white boy band-U2-and their Irish thugs all up on me and Jay-Z! I don’t know If I am in the persona of Beyonce today or am I Sascha Fierce? That’s what Chris Martin likes about me other than I am all woman and not afraid of my curves and boobs and hippy hips! CM is not used to having all that women get all up in his face.
That white boy from England just drools when I slide over to his lap and act all innocent. Don’t get me wrong-I like Gwyneth but she’s too bony and has NO MEAT on her. I think gettin it on with her would be like rubbing up-and-down on a scarecrow-stick and all.

But she is classy and a nice lady so I can’t diss her too much or else I just might get that white boy band-U2-and their Irish thugs all up on me and Jay-Z!

]]> By: Court-KNEE Loved http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-1206 Court-KNEE Loved Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:10:44 +0000 http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-1206 Yes! This might just be true. If my beloved husband was still alive HE WOULD BE 42 YEARS OLD TODAY! So I will surmise that the "42" is a secret code word for Kurt Cobain. So CM and C/P cannot be rippin anybody like Joe S. off cause he is being fed creatively by my dead husband and I don't think you can sue that now. OR CAN YOU? (hey Jenny---get my lawyer on the phone-will you?) Yes! This might just be true. If my beloved husband was still alive HE WOULD BE 42 YEARS OLD TODAY! So I will surmise that the “42″ is a secret code word for Kurt Cobain. So CM and C/P cannot be rippin anybody like Joe S. off cause he is being fed creatively by my dead husband and I don’t think you can sue that now. OR CAN YOU? (hey Jenny—get my lawyer on the phone-will you?)

]]> By: GOOPED Gale http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-1072 GOOPED Gale Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:10:20 +0000 http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-1072 Level 42 does have a secret meaning..Remember on Viva La Vida there is the "42" song buried in there. This song divulges The Secret" of Chris Martin's song-writing skills: "Those who are dead-are not dead. They're just living in my head." ..and "There are ghosts in the ocean." 04/02 is the date that Kurt Cobain decided to pause his creative brain long enough, before someone put a gun to him and blew it out. Kurt very generously subatomically sent his masterful love and creativeness into the 5th Dimension (exhalted beings can do this) and there it sat waiting for another exhalted being to decifer it-thus Viva La Vida. Level 42 is code name for Chris Martin picking the creative brain of Kurt Cobain-who now sits on the throne as "God's Official Music Director" (in heaven.) Level 42 does have a secret meaning..Remember on Viva La Vida there is the “42″ song buried in there.
This song divulges The Secret” of Chris Martin’s song-writing skills: “Those who are dead-are not dead.
They’re just living in my head.” ..and “There are ghosts in the ocean.”

04/02 is the date that Kurt Cobain decided to pause his creative brain long enough, before someone put a gun to him and blew it out. Kurt very generously subatomically sent his masterful love and creativeness into the 5th Dimension (exhalted beings can do this) and there it sat waiting for another exhalted being to decifer it-thus Viva La Vida.

Level 42 is code name for Chris Martin picking the creative brain of Kurt Cobain-who now sits on the throne as “God’s Official Music Director” (in heaven.)

]]> By: drobbingdon http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-918 drobbingdon Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:58:59 +0000 http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-918 ...Hammering rhythmically on the strings of truth. Level 42 must mean something - I wonder if it's from Kaballah? PS I think that Chris stole the idea of taping up his fingers off St Mark King - check out the photo above!!!1!! …Hammering rhythmically on the strings of truth.

Level 42 must mean something - I wonder if it’s from Kaballah?

PS I think that Chris stole the idea of taping up his fingers off St Mark King - check out the photo above!!!1!!

]]> By: larry long balls http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-917 larry long balls Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:33:17 +0000 http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/martinis-or-martinites/#comment-917 his thumbs are like chris's mind..... his thumbs are like chris’s mind…..

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