Poll results: Look at the Stars, How they Shine for YOU
A few months ago, the Church of Chris Martin bought some interstellar real estate - a small star in the southern hemisphere, 200 light years away. We asked you to vote for the name.
Now the results are in and counted - and we have a clear winner. By an overwhelming majority, you voted for Yellow.
So I gave you your wish. This arrived in the post this morning (click for a close-up) -
It should be noted that the star is NOT yellow, but is in fact well in the red end of the spectrum, slightly beyond the visible. (NB - Red Dwarf is one of Chris’s fave TV shows!) It also cannot be seen from the Northern Hemisphere.
As science progresses, the CoCM will moniter our star, in the hope that there are Earth-like planets there. Or at least a gas giant which a space station could be put into orbit around. Because if the masses do not listen to Chris and the CoCM, we face complete meltdown at some point in the coming century. On the day Armageddon arrives, as the missiles start flying, the Martinis will be boardingour yellow spacecraft and heading for our star, far away from the problems of the weak masses, to start a new life.
Or if that doesn’t work, we can just mine all the fossil fuels, and flog them to the US!
September 11 2008 12:00 pm | Doctrine and news and site news
kevin the devout on 28 Sep 2008 at 4:10 pm #
I applaud the CoCM with this “stellar” move.
Infact Chris made prophetic reference to this event,
far before it actually happened.
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Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow
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With his cosmic power, he was able to forsee that his song would go on to inspire people so much, that they would actually name a Star after the song. ( And all the things you do and it was calle Yellow… )
His deep grasp of the Ontological implications of his lyrics is amazing, I bow down and worship…
I mean think about his awesome power - His song [ past event ] written about the future event [ star naming ] already sees what is to come, and thus includes the reference of it in his lyrics, so that dis-believers and non-believers can still repent and turn to him.
What does the Bible say about this ? Read for yourself.
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Revelation 2:28
And I will give him the morning star.
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drobbingdon on 29 Sep 2008 at 12:03 am #
There is great wisdom in this comment. There is much to be learned from Revelation in regards to Chris Martin. Thank you Kevin the Devout!
pinball29 on 18 Nov 2008 at 7:08 pm #
Um, except that whole star-naming thing is a scam. Google ‘Name a Star Scam’ and you will see many warnings about this rip-off. But its fun to think youve named a star, so whatever….