THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shalt give me real

2. Thou shalt not give me fake

3. Thou shalt not be violent (unless it’s the paps and you have to PROTECT YOURE FAMILY)

4. Thou shalt not download from peer2peer sites

5. Thou shalt not worship false prophets (James Morrison, Blunt, etc.)

6. Thou shalt give to Charity

7. Thou shalt offset thy carbon emissions

8. Thou shalt not drive an SUV

9. Thou shalt take thyself a little too seriously (but also have a laugh)

10. Thou shalt go to Uni so you’ve something to fall back on

April 03 2008 12:35 am | Doctrine

8 Responses to “THE 10 COMMANDMENTS”

  1. Nettie on 06 Apr 2008 at 9:51 pm #

    LOL!

    Shame there aren’t more of them…

  2. erika de james on 06 Jun 2008 at 9:24 pm #

    erika tonta!!

    james ????????????

    q

  3. Anonymous on 18 Jun 2008 at 10:00 am #

    asa

  4. ???? on 17 Aug 2008 at 8:06 pm #

    ?????????? ????, ???????????. ?????? ?????? ??????, ??????? ???????? ????? ?????? ?? ??????? ???????. ???????? ??????????!

  5. ???????????? ????? on 19 May 2009 at 4:09 pm #

    ? ?? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ?????????, ????? ??????? ?????????? ???? ?????.

  6. Channeler of channels on 19 May 2009 at 5:19 pm #

    I feel a new Coldplay song being “channeled..” and it is entitled “????????????????????????”

    Unless this is another coldplaying.com idiot wasting precious space on our sacred pages…perhaps this is the ultimate song that will answer all the “Questions” of the universe.

    I believe in his travels across the globe with Coldplay, Beloved fixture of Love-Chris Martin is
    formulating words and melodies that will enlighten the world with the next album..perhaps the Messiah announcement is nearing fruition?

    “?????????, etc.,” is whetting our sanctimonious appetite for more…more..more..! There is so much that Divine Diviner wishes to divine and I’m sure I speak for The Church of Chris Martin-when I say we wait with breathless abandon for the ?????????’s to be revealed upon the Holy Writ of Coldplay’s golden sea of revelation! All Hail bad English food! Just Say no to Poor UK Dental Practices! Honor Always the 3 Glastonbury Pilgrims for they Sought “The Truth.”

  7. ???????? ??????? on 20 May 2009 at 2:32 pm #

    ???????? ? ????????, ?? ??? ??????? ?? ???????? ???????? ????? ???????, ???????????? ???????? ?? ? ??????? ??????

  8. Glastonbury Shriner on 20 May 2009 at 3:14 pm #

    I think I see…the lyrics…and sacrosanct divination of the next Coldplay record…really it is just one big universal question…that is all it ever has been..and even will be…Chris is promulgating the essence of all eternal wanderings of the spirit. I believe-in his own way-he is telling us-his Church-how he wants us to formulate the memorial shrine we MUST NOW erect to the 3 Glastonbury pilgrims. Brave men who went out among the throngs (and thongs) of Glastonbury with only one pure desire-to seek the Divine annointed One-feel his truth-seek his wisdom-bow down to his feet-and worship the holy ground he steps gingerly on!
    OH! The traffic, the poorly-teethed women, the bad hotel rooms and shabby T.V.’s these honorable men had to deal with in order to seek YE out-CM!
    Again…????????…it is the ultimate existential question of all time. Holy is the mind that seeks the answer…let’s us make our shrine to Chris into one big QUESTION MARK! Pray the 3 Glastonbury pilgrims will be mightily pleased!Rex Mundi Church of Chris Martin!

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