The Best of the Church of Chris Martin
To celebrate six months as a blog, we’re celebrating with the TOP 10 POSTS on the CHURCH OF CHRIS MARTIN. These articles tell you everything you need to know about Chris Martin, the Church, and the VERY FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF.
(Also, we’re very busy here at CoCM Towers with a SPECIAL SECRET PROJECT - more soon!)
So, in no particular order…
- The life of Dean Drobbingdon, apostle - About the Founder
- Four little words that help you lead a better life - What Would Chris Do?
- Is Chris ready to ditch Gwyneth? Does Jay-Z know? Chris Loves Beyonce!
- The Scientist - How Chris’s little brother’s dismal academic record inspired an all-time classic!
- Holy shroud! - Miracle Image on Soiled Napkin
- Coldplay Song Causes Instant Weeping - College rock as crowd control?
- Find out how the English celebrate their national day of celebration -Saint George’s Day
- Coldplay Star Heals Potato-Headed Cripple - a rush of TRUTH to the head.
- CIA Tell Chris Martin to Fly on 9/11 - it’s not a conspiracy theory, it’s a conspiracy fact.
- Violet Hill interpretation - Chris’s “cryptic” lyrics explained!
- And… ?
What should be number 11 on the list? IT’S OVER TO YOU…
October 07 2008 12:00 pm | Church History and site news
SALTS on 20 Nov 2008 at 1:06 am #
Were Thom Yorke and James Blunt made saints yet.
P.S.
What happened to all of our old posts??
drobbingdon on 20 Nov 2008 at 1:15 am #
There will be an update on the Saints soon, including the results of the poll.
Unfortunately, because of the software, I can’t figure out a way of transfering the posts from the old forum into a new one with a decent interface. The Forum Classics posts contain all the best stuff, and their’ll be a couple more of those soon. The forum still exists, though - I wonder if I should just re-introduce it?
rob driscoll on 03 Dec 2008 at 7:29 am #
Yes you should re-introduce the forum, Chris would would want that.
Will there be a “Book of Chris” available onsite anytime soon or for mail-order from the Church merchandise department? Chris would also want that, I am sure.
Perhaps the Church might also consider employing the latest in “high energy plasmonic soul imaging” to create the likeness of Chris, in 3d light form, complete with real life plug-ins etc. There could be a pilgrimage and donations maybe? Chris would like that, I am sure.
I must go now and merge with my Tonelab.
May the Chris be with you as you contemplate the idiocy gripping the world, for only He (or one of his three adepts) can save you in the end.
Now, how do I get out of here…
Rachel on 20 Jan 2009 at 12:56 am #
Are sure you don’t want to get the camera men for making that rumour on you “loving” Ms.Knowles, unless, SIKE!