What Would Chris Do?
Sometimes, we all just have one of those days. Everything’s going wrong, everyone you meet seems to want to act like a prick. It feels like the whole world’s out to get you.
When we get frustrated like this, it’s easy to loose your temper and lash out at those around us. But that just leads to unpopularity, self-loathing and criminal charges. If only there was a simple way to get your head straight and cool down…
WELL NOW THERE IS!
Simply close your eyes, take a deep breath, and repeat these words - What Would Chris Do?
Chris’s endless positivity means he always sees the bright side of any situation. He sees everything as a puzzle, so his creative mind comes up with practical solutions. And the fact that he’s a fully qualified prophesying Messiah doesn’t go amiss, neither!
Here’s how it might apply to everyday situations -
- Your girlfriend leaves you and runs off with your best friend, leaving you feeling hollow and wanting to punch their stupid faces until your fists are reduced to mince. What Would Chris Do?
- Have a hot bath with candles and drink a reasonable amount of wine.
- Listen to the greatest breakup album of all time, Running In The Family by Level 42
- Turn the experience into an album of bittersweet college-rock anthems.
- You are watching the Ten O’Clock News one evening, and you become terribly concerned because the situation in the Middle East is worse than ever! It seems as though War is immanent, and therefore the death of innocent children. What Would Chris Do?
- Donate the maximum tax-deductable amount to a reputable charity.
- Get Sting and Bono in to record “Do They Know it’s Ramadan?”
- Rename Islamabad “Islamagood”.
- You are coming out of a hotel, a little tired and emotional, and a paparazzo takes your photograph. What Would Chris Do?
- Hide under a puffa jacket with a large hood and sunglasses.
- Shout at the pap about “Respect”.
- Scratch his car with a key and chase him down the street.
Over to you - tell us how you’ve done something differently by asking, What Would Chris Do?
July 07 2008 01:34 pm | Doctrine
wow. on 08 Jul 2008 at 8:18 pm #
you people are really really weird.
Nettie on 17 Jul 2008 at 10:13 pm #
I’m so gonna use this next time I’m angry…
I have a WWWASD [What Would We Are Scientists Do?] wristband.
Getting into the Chris Martin mindset would be a tad easier…
Hannah on 22 Aug 2008 at 7:17 pm #
my friend is seriously obsessed with this guy…
she thinks about him all the time and wonders what shoe size he wears…does anyone know?
chrisfan on 22 Aug 2008 at 7:19 pm #
yup thats me i love chris
chrisfan on 22 Aug 2008 at 7:20 pm #
thanx hannah
CLAY on 22 Aug 2008 at 7:20 pm #
hes definetly not as hot as robert pattinson.
chrisfan on 22 Aug 2008 at 7:22 pm #
u liar chris is the best and hes way sexier then stupid rob….at least he can take DECENT pictures!!!
CLAY on 22 Aug 2008 at 7:23 pm #
suuuuuuuure
CMLOVER on 30 Aug 2008 at 9:51 am #
Hey… I love Chris too…I think about him ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!! And everytime I get bent, I just take a deep breath and ask myself, What would Chris do? and guess what? It works wonders!!!! Chris is the best…OMG, I love him so much!!!!!
chris_lover on 11 Oct 2008 at 7:00 pm #
hhahaha yeah, that’s chris xD
i can imagine him doing all that, haha
i love him (L)