When the Saints Go Marching In

There is one God, and Chris Martin is His prophet.

Dean Drobbingdon is Archpope-in-Cheif.

And we are the Church.

But what about the Saints? So far, these are the only Saints recognised by the Church of Chris Martin:

  • gwynethpoet.jpgGwyneth
  • agnus-daie.jpgBono
  • eddie_murphy.jpgNelson Mandela
  • sting.jpgSting
  • mother-theresa-et.jpgMother Theresa

But the time is right to canonise a new Saint! Vote now!

 

  • Who do you think should be nominated for Sainthood?

July 31 2008 08:25 pm | Doctrine and news and site news

2 Responses to “When the Saints Go Marching In”

  1. Nettie on 07 Aug 2008 at 10:37 pm #

    Hey! What about Jonny, Guy and Will?? They are definitely saints…;)

    Um, I chose Barak Obama…

  2. drobbingdon on 07 Aug 2008 at 11:17 pm #

    Saints? No, apostles or disciples, I think.

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