CHRIS MARTIN ON THE X-FACTOR FINAL?!
It’s starting right now, as I type this. The X-Factor final, the biggest night of the year (UK only). Will Danny look hotter than Cheryl? Will Joe come out live on TV? Will Simon become so self-satisfied that he collapses under his own smugness, sucking everyone else in the rooms’ self-esteem into himself in a black hole of superiority?
Probably! But the question on the lips of every person who thinks and feels is… will Chris Martin appear and do a duet with Stacy Solomon? Supposedly, she’s supposed to be singing with Michael Bublé, but nobody wants to see that, and after Beyoncé’s appearance last year, who knows? We know that Simon’s been on the phone, and maybe Chris wants a break from the studio.
And don’t forget, Stacy sung The Scientist in week 1:
So? Will it happen? I WILL UPDATE LATER!
UPDATE: No!!!! Michael fucking Bublé, dammit!!! Bad show, Simon. Bad show.
December 12 2009 08:45 pm | Video and news
I hate Stacy Solomon on 12 Dec 2009 at 11:08 pm #
God-I hate that b-yatch Stacy Solomon! She got all that free stuff from Chris Martin just for singing one of their songs on that stupid show!
Now there’s talk he’s gonna go on that crazy show & get jiggy with her! Forget about it! Chris gotta be busy with that new “concept album” and the acoustic show in that castle. That dude’s got better things to do than go play kissy face with that horse face!
Stop making people jealous-Simon Cow bell-with teasing about Chris Martin.
BrotherRob on 14 Dec 2009 at 4:02 am #
If the purpose of music is to weave a spell in which the audience is carried to the threshold of the infinte, then surely Coldplay have reached that plateau, and my cat can sing better than Miss Stacy. Where talent wont get you is a show called the Xfactor. I’m not a blender, but they all sound mildly homoginistic with not a lot of depth or feeling. Except for Stacy, she was a knockout… Judy Garland Incarnate for sure. My ears are still damaged.
BrotherRob has been very busy this Christmas up here in frozen and completely snowbound Canada. I am busy all day cutting ice blocks from the frozen river which flows through my village, which I sell to tourists as souvenirs. I tell them it is “bio-engeneered” ice and is only “appearing” to melt, and will really last for months if kept in a cool dry area away from sunlight. Wrapped in a white blanket.
That said, you have to wonder what will become of all Gods furry creatures (including the furry creatures shown above / photographed so tastefully), if all the world leaders gathered in Copenahagen for wine and cheese do just that and not a lot more?? How can these professional shmooze cruisers affect the outcome of anything with laws written on paper if the freak marketeers who control and manipulate the pirate sector from far out beyond the edge of outer space, are the real enemy and we should all be praying daily for Saint Chris to Sleigh them all with his magic Jingle Balls?
Why can not Saint Chris just strike one God Almighty Righteous Chord on his alien music gear keyboard, sending forth a sound wave so awesome and powerful in its crystalline sonic beauty, that no living thing evil in heart could survive it’s nucleonic and spectral soundprint, that we might spiritually cleanse the world once and for all? Oh why not your Greatness?
And I see Joe won on XFactor? I am no great artist myself but is this show not one step above the Euro Awards which itself is like National Klezmer day over there in the USE. We are not all geographical fools up here in the Great Frozen North.
Perhaps one day Saint Chris will share with us his Vision of the coming Apocolypse and also will Joe from Xfactor be a commercial success?
I have to go now and answer my tv which is ringing and also friends are dropping by later for a funeral so I must tidy up. And remember, if your’re coming here for the “2010 O’LimpThis’s”, don’t bother bringing any cash, becasue we only take Visa here at BrotherRobs House of Blocka-Ice. May the House of Saint Visa bless you all and pay Santa for your sins.
It’s a great life… if you don’t die.
May the Spirit of Saint Chris be with you, because like the real life Saint Chris, the Spirit of Saint Chris is good company on a cold December night, and has much Christmas cheer in his spiritual cheer account.
Cheers
The Fear Council on 17 Dec 2009 at 12:06 am #
The problem with humanoids / climate change action
Go and tell a drowning polar bear that can’t find pack ice to hunt seals from that the reason we can’t help you is because if we do then it might harm our energy and banking corporations / GDP? It’s a good thing thing bears have no access to weapons because they are intelligent enough to use them.
The crux of the problem is a reactionary mindset which acts with fear as a response to it’s perception of reality being a complete and separate duality, in which we eat our neighbor… or they eat us. The only problem is we are not all spiritual cellar dwellers like some people who cling to wealth as if it was worth more than time, and the world with all it’s wonders is useful only to the extent that it can be destroyed, for economic growth that is.
Is there a reason so many countless cubic kilometers of water was frozen at the poles of our world? Was there a reason all that water was frozen? And will the planet snap from near total meltdown into hurry-up freeze-down before you can say “expert scientific opinion” says to the contrary that cannot happen because…
Good luck eh. Even if we stopped today, all the emissions we have put into the atmosphere to date have set in motion planetary forces that we now have no control over and understand even less. It’s as though you are in a car going over a cliff and on the way down you pull out a note pad and write down, “and in future we will stop all possible cliff accidents by…
The great Swedish scientist Niels Bohr said something (in Svweedish of course) once like: the great failing of mankind is to adequately appreciate or understand the effect of exponential change. And back then a dying planet was not an issue or even a blip on the horizon of mans mind. Even if it keeps on getting warmer forever, then one day it will get colder, and what if that day has already been reached? Becasue of feedback phenomenon in nature, all the “global warming” phenomenon that were supposed to happen in the future, are happening now.
We at the Fear Council have been charged to alert the world with the knowledge that an ice age is immanent and candles with waterproof matches won’t make a big difference.
Are we hooped? Have we as a race just completed the acid test of of humanability and been fouhnd to be wanting on the cosmic spitual score card? Are we about to have our noses rubbed in the dirt?
We at the Fear council wish you and yours a very Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year, that is… if the planet actually stays together for another year and does not disintegrate completely under the onslaught of man.
And may the Chris be with you as He Alone can save mankind from itself. The Fear council bows in Divine Supplication to the Supreme Creative Power of the True Prophet of God. Viva La Coldplay.