Poll Results: Nevermind, Courtney
THE RESULTS ARE IN!
THE MARTINITES HAVE VOTED WITH THEIR FINGERS!
Overwhelming support for the canonisation of Kurt Cobain, but a narrow victory against his harradan wife Courtney Love!
And, inevitably, a new poll: IS IT TIME THAT CHRIS MARTIN DROPS THOSE OTHER LOSERS AND GOES SOLO? Gwyneth thinks so!
October 12 2009 08:53 am | miracles and news and reviews
The Heart-Shaped True Widow on 13 Oct 2009 at 2:19 am #
Dearest Father Drobbingdon:
It is with a heart brimming with gratitude that I thank you today for this fine honor for Holy Cobain.
It takes a bit of the sting out of seeing him monkey around as a avatar on Guitar Hero 5. But Courtney needed the money to fix a botched boob job & facelift!
Hallelujah that the Church members and blessed website visitors were able to cast their votes and make this wise determination! This is just one of the many approbations that the Great Grunge God should receive as a commendation of his fearsome musical talents and goodness as a person, musician, man, husband and father.
I know that at first-Dear Father, you were dead set against bringing Saint Cobain forward for a vote but the angels of your better nature prevailed and now we have finally completed our trifecta of goodness.
Coldplaying.com should be cowering in their Twitter corner of mendacity and hell-hole-ness with the culmination of this Church Trinity vote.
As Saint Cobain is proclaimed divine, I plead and beseech him in Heaven to not just aid BrotherRob as his “Gibby” re-incarnation but also to always avail himself to creatively aide and Bless the Great Chris Martin and Coldplay as they complete their “Concept Album.” May it soar in sales and worldwide acclaim-just as “Viva La Vida” climbed the charts, Grammy Awards and the hearts and minds of the world at large. Thank you again to everyone who voted for this Blessed Divination and May Nirvana LOVE Live forever and ever! Amen. Sincerely, the True Widow~