WRIT OF PROCLAMATION: Saint Solemnization
I, the Holy See & ordained Pope (Celestial) Elvis of the Church of Chris Martin do hereby proclaim - along with my Blessed Archpope Father Drobbingdon - the WRIT OF SOLEMNIZATION EDICT voted on by WordPress.
I do solemnly swear that it is my duty as heavenly caretaker of The CoCM to officially welcome a new soul into the Hierarchy of Saints, to join the illustrious eminences that include Saint Bono out of U2 & great Mark King out of Level 42, and complete our Supreme Trifecta of Love that will help this Great Church supersede all other Coldplay websites in Power & Glory.
We honor today the Great Grunge God from the Suicide City of Seattle, who’s talent and bad taste in picking wives is not forgotten. His True Widow would not let the Holy Cobain memory be swept aside and was instrumental in insisting that Father Drobbingdon accede to her demands that Cobain be shown a courtesy vote for Sainthood. Little did the usually astute Father realize how much love & respect existed among the Church glitterati - and riff-raff - towards the Nirvana frontman. It is a wonderous testimony to Cobain’s legend and the staying-power of Nirvana music that he was confirmed in record time.
Please all Hail the Great New Saint Kurt Cobain, Holy Assistant to Pope Elvis Presley and our Church of Chris Martin Heavenly Music Director. Those Church members who wish to assist certain ROCK BANDS with other-worldly aid- from the “other side,” direct your prayers and beseechings to Saint Kurt Cobain. He will be helpful in granting Grammy Awards, #1 on Billboard Charts, & selling out concert venues world-wide.
Church of Chris Martin, your wisdom in catapulting My Holy Assistant into the Pantheon of Saints does not go unnoticed. My heart & soul is over-flowing with precious feelings of paternal pride for my flock of miscreants. It is with hip-shaking LOVE that I present to the Church it’s newest Saint in the firmament: Holy Grunge God-Saint Kurt Cobain. Bow down in supplication now!
October 24 2009 09:54 pm | Doctrine
Jacko & Bubble the Chimp (in spirit) on 25 Oct 2009 at 8:25 pm #
HOLY CHURCH:
It is a great day in Heaven & Down Below!
A New Saint is appointed to Aide the Church in it’s outreach mission to the world!
This new Saint Cobain is mighty in power & a good lyricist too!
I wanna know when me & Bubbles can come to the Saint
Initiation Party? You havin it the Great Yellow Tent?
Pope Elvis said it will be a hip shakin’ good ole time.
Remember: Just like that place called Earth-there is equal rights in the Heavenly Realm too! Father Drobbingdon-when you gonna get yourself a Saint Soul Brother? All these white dudes are fine and dandy-but you gotta be ACCOMMODATING us minorities-EVEN @ CHURCH!
So can I nominate Myself for the Next Saintly Vote Honor? Just like Cobain-I am an untimely, early death from drugs & just like that Nirvana dude-I like to sleep with a monkey! So what ya say, Daddy?
Me & Bubbles gonna go play the banana game now!
PEACE & LOVE TO ALL CHURCH “Members!” Amen.
BrotheRob on 25 Oct 2009 at 11:09 pm #
So you have to wonder how a person can come to the conclusion that the only choice they have left is to commit suicide? Even if later you are to end up Sainted by the Church of Chris Martin?
Sadly though in a world gone sideways, backwards, upside down and generally just a bit too far off course it’s easy to see how many souls do come to this conclusion. Throw in a little family dysfunction and you have what many people call an epidemic now.
I had a girlfriend once who when a teenager would purposefully walk at night with no light, bell or sanity… on known Grizzly Bear Trails. And as an adult / before we met, would creep out on the ledge of her tenth story apartment… to clean the windows? No, to tempt death. Peggy, who was just as gorgeous as Gwenyth Paltrow (or Liz Taylor / THE Gold Standard of Gorgeous if there ever was one) and also walking wounded (like most to some degree), left me for some other guy because she thought I was going to leave her. I want to be a mind-reader in my next lifetime.
And so I guess I still have an angel on my shoulder becasue I just heard by chance this am. on radio that U2 will be plying here tomorrow night, who knew? Not me apparently and just what the doctor ordered.
And finally I would like to report that the world has been cured of what ails it but I would be lying. In the meantime we can only try in our own way to make this world more human and caring. Because in the end all we have is our humanity and today.
So remember, somewhere out there is a tomorrow with your name on it and before you know it that day will be history.
And so stay true like the man says (in the song from Japan), keep on keeping on the very best you can.
Mr. Pieface on 26 Oct 2009 at 2:31 am #
WOOOOOOO! Michael Jackson’s finally going to be Initiated!!! He is so much more important than chris or elvis or whoever.
Grateful True Widow on 26 Oct 2009 at 2:36 am #
Greetings Church & Dear BrotheRob:
Thanks to all for the Holy Saint Cobain honor! Rob:
I hope that in your heart-you DO NOT feel that the Church is glorifying and enabling a suicide victim to Sainthood that should otherwise NOT be acknowledged.
I can feel in my spirit the depth of your sadness, misapprehension of life, and misunderstandings with the female species. Yes-it is hard to get into someone’s head and know how far he/she has fallen that they would consider such a final option. Making it even worse would be a debilitating drug habit you can’t shake, a crazy husband/wife out for your blood,
and other personal crisis too private to mention.
Still-this is no excuse. Try not to be too judgmental.
BrotheRob-please be happy for me today-as the True Widow, I am finally making some headway into getting the proper recognition for Saint Cobain. This should in no way diminish YOUR OWN IMPORTANCE in the Church hierarchy. As a matter of fact, I know personally that Father Drobbingdon loves you like a son and I admire your musical prowess mightily.
Of all the Church Elders after the Arch Pope-it is you that has been around the longest and found a home here at the Church. It is you that will sit up on the High Seat with Father when Saint Cobain’s honor is celebrated; and it is you who will receive the first official printed copy of the C:O:C: girl calender (family edition.) Do you KNOW how many horny, panting and drooling BIG ROCK STARS would LOVE to get their sticky hands on that calender?
It will be you that officiates at the Official Unveiling of the Glastonbury Pilgrims 3 Erection Monument-and that is one very phallic honor-indeed!
So to read of your musings today gives my heart pause since I don’t think you realize just how important a person you are here.
We have all had people in our past-like your Peggy who cruised the Grizzly Bear trails without a bell-
that have perplexed and ultimately hurt us. I won’t go into the Hell that I am in right now, but let’s just say personal betrayal is worse than a knife through the heart. I know that your future holds great promise but no moping around. I will suggest to Father Drobbingdon a write-up on just how valuable a soul you are to the Great Church of Chris. I shall also pester Father to give you an official liturgical title beyond mere “BrothRob,” not that there is anything wrong with that name.
I just feel The Church should do more to honor your valuable contributions and inscrutable rambles that you post on this most Holy of Blessed Coldplay sites.
BrotheRob: take heart. The Church rides high in the Google saddle of Coldplay websites. We can hold our heads high, that-though we may be called crazy, weird, and obsessed-we are not a bunch of depraved
nerds and Twitter junkies like another bunch I won’t mention (coldplaying.com.) Soon you will have an OFFICIAL CHURCH TITLE, so the next time you try and win the heart of a whore or toothless junkie strolling DrugWars Vancouver, you will have something substantial to impress these lovely “ladies” with.
God Bless You Brother-Stay Strong in the Chris Word!
drobbingdon on 26 Oct 2009 at 6:22 pm #
My fellow Church Members,
Today, I had a vision while I was sitting drinking my morning coffee. I was gazing out the window at a merry bluebird when all of a sudden, my vision blurred and I saw the most wonderful sight! It was the one and only, it was Mr. Michael Jackson. He was dressed in a heavenly white color, and looked so pure! He smiled at me, and told me (and these are his exact words) “Worship not your fellow man, but worishp the Almighty God, for he is creator of man”. And I knew then that this whole church, everything we attempted to believe in, was wrong. I am sorry for misleading you all. Please find it in your heart to forgive me, and destroy all ideas and fragments of ideas of this erroneous church
Grateful True Widow on 26 Oct 2009 at 6:32 pm #
At first I was skeptical about this post above me, drobbingdon, but it seems like you truly believe that the Church is erroneous in its ways. And as I have followed you when the Church was first starting, now I follow you as it crumbles. I will put all my faith into this new belief you are introducing to us, and repent for all the sins that were produced because of this Church.
Stay strong Brothers and Sisters, and we will get through this.
Believe in brother Drobbingdon. Do not quiver in your faith.
The REAL TRUE WIDOW! on 27 Oct 2009 at 1:06 am #
CHURCH MEMBERS, BRETHREN & SISTREN!
Please be alert to phony posts and the devil seeking to dishearten our glorious Church unity! As far as I know Father Drobbingdon is still in charge and the Church is not being dismantled. Unless the Great Father has had a STD-relapse-He remains at the helm of this Ship of State and we must remain calm amid this calamity that befalls us!
I am the Real True Widow-I did not send in the above post. I can trace this fake post back with the IP address-as it is on my blog site. I will root out these culprits and let me take an educated guess: it starts with cold and ends with playing.com!
These brutes and addled-brained masturbator’s can’t stand the Church awash in LOVE and World Admiration for our Sainting of Holy Cobain! These nasty nerds are overcome with jealousy that the spirit of Michael Jackson speaks to US and not THEM! The prettiest coldplaying.com girl is not even HALF as beautiful and sexy as our ugliest C:O:C: girl! And not one coldplaying.com guy’s erection can MEASURE UP to the outstanding displays of our Glastonbury Pilgrim’s 3 phallic wonders!
Church: Remain strong and resolute! We will overcome!
Father Drobbingdon is soon to make a Blessed statement as to these nefarious matters-know that The Church Elders will continue to pray for a resolution of these evil coldplaying.com manipulations. Go in Chris. Amen.
Music Maven of Love on 29 Oct 2009 at 4:41 pm #
Greetings of Love & Cherish to All Church Members:
It is with much merriment of soul-ness that I come to you today and ask you to abide by my words of recommendation.
A dear friend of the True Widow-a mischievous rocker by the name of Rivers Cuomo..out of the band Weezer has done a great tribute cover of Viva La Vida. Just done acoustically-but with strings-it is remindful of Lady Gaga’s moving cover of VIVA.
With our most recent Sainthood, it is imperative that we make good usage of our heavenly music connection. To pray to anyone other than God-is idolatry & false worship; but to beseech someone in prayerful guidance perhaps is acceptable.
If that is the case-I ask the Newest Saint to aid our Church friend-Saint Rivers Cuomo..out of Weezer to climb the charts with the new “Raditude” and “Weezer Snuggie.” I also implore the Grammy committee to NOT overlook Weezer this year and Church members with discretionary income: The Church of Chris Martin advises you to GO BUY WEEZER’s NEW CD when it comes out next Tuesday-also available online.
As Father Drobbingdon and the Church have recently suffered deathly dart blows of blasphemy from our nemesis: coldplaying.com-WE MUST PROVE OUR POWER!
All of this snickering of “obsessed weird-o’s and creepiness” can be put to bed by a show of SALES FORCE on Weezer’s behalf.
Any BIG ROCK STAR with insight and wisdom should now know to appeal to the great angels of Saint Cobain.
He is Heaven’s Music Director! Father Drobbingdon-I know that it may impede our Church’s tax-exempt status that greatly aids your coffers to shill for one particular band-other than Coldplay. Please understand: THE CHURCH MUST ARISE FROM THE ASHES of the recent battering we have received and this presents the perfect opportunity!
All UNITED IN LOVE OF COLDPLAY: HONOR THOSE WHO HONOR OUR CHURCH AND COLDPLAY: BUY WEEZER! Amen.
Twitter Tart on 29 Oct 2009 at 5:44 pm #
Dearest Father Drobbingdon:
Today I come to you with a request that will help to fight off the scourge of coldplaying.com!
That perverted bunch Twitter non-stop and we have NOTHING to come up on them with. They gain greater acclaim by the day on Twitter-while we stew here fighting off their darts of blasphemy!
Father: PLEASE-I implore you to allow me to start up a Church of Chris Martin Twitter page to offset their fecal dominance of that site!
I will update Twitter daily with news of Church goings-on and promise to keep it (somewhat) clean and honoring all that is Holy & Blessed with our website. I will use @incubusquotes as a Twitter guide in that Incubus sends off daily lyrics out from their catalog of songs. I will have lots to chose from in regards to Coldplay lyrics (and even covers than Chris Martin has covered.)
I do raise my hand up in a Oath of Love and Writ of
Composure to equip myself as worthy of representing The Church on Twitter. Father-shake off your lethargy and please make an ecumenical statement of answer to my inquiry. Peace & (Chris)love to all in sublime Glory! Amen.
drobbingdon on 30 Oct 2009 at 3:45 am #
Twitter Tart and Music Maven of Love We cannot at this time of great chaos, do what you have requested of the Church.
To Music Maven of Love:
Our Church strictly forbids the worshipping of anyone but our prophet Chris and our saints, and so, while we can love other bands with all our hearts (Weezer) we can not worship them unless they are deemed worthy of becoming saints.
To Twitter Tart: We need only our website to spread the word of our Holy Church. The other things would seperate our community (like it has done to the coldplaying members) and could quite possibly create an even more chaotic atmosphere for our faithful Churhc members. We need peace in order to continue our worship, and I don’t believe that “twitter” is the way to go.
matriarch in a patriarch society on 30 Oct 2009 at 2:39 pm #
Yes Blessed Father Drobbingdon:
I am just a simple, devout woman of Chris who wishes to honor friends that are equally as worshipful of his greatness; perhaps on a more spectacular level such as the great Weezer-that has seized my heart.
Having grown up pre-Chris in the Catholic Church and having been a fine student at Parochial Schools-I am well trained in being deferential to powerful male personages in the parsonage who like to tell the Sisters of Mercy what to do.
Perhaps this is emblematic of any hierarchical structure-such as the early Chris (tian) Church-where, according to the “Da Vinci Code” book-a great Church cover-up is wrought to hide the truth and divinity of Mary Magdalane-who sat at the right hand of Jesus. But I am going off on a BrotheRob-type tangent here.
I will agree to abide by your commands of Saintly honor & I will refrain from getting a Twitter going, though I do retain a Church domain name so that the evil Scumlords of Hades-coldplaying.com does NOT grab it and start posting malarky & then falsely attributing it to us. I would put NOTHING past this bunch of nose-pickers and basement wankers.
Yes Father, you are wise and on a good lucid day-also astute. Though your own personal travails with Mother Drobbingdon has caused you much grief and pernicious lawyers fees, you remain in command of this Great Church you yourself founded. How am I to offer any dispute to the misogynistic hold on power you maintain. Like a good Catholic Sister at the nunnery, I bow down to your wishes and offer a Praise Report to your vise-like grasp on power.
We must remain strong and at one website only. We must not be separated or exist in a chaotic atmosphere. Peaceful worship is desirous and Twitting is both dangerous and divisive. Pardon me Father, while I excuse myself to enjoy that GREAT NEW WEEZER CD:”RADITUTE” on my IPOD that I HOPE ALL CHURCH MEMBERS ENJOY & TURN ON MY COMPUTER to check out all the idiotic Twitter messages of the coldplaying.com monkeys!
ALL HAIL Father Drobbingdon. It is HE ALONE that is responsible for this MAGNIFICENT MONARCHY of CHRIS LOVE! All others are just minions and wallets to be plundered. HIS GREATNESS knows no bounds and is endless just like Coldplay melodies of eternity! Amen.
BrotheRob on 01 Nov 2009 at 4:43 am #
Thank you Grateful True Widow. A true and kind heart you are I am sure.
I am so happy that our Celestial Father Elvis has proclaimed Saint Cobain into reality within the Church of Chris Martin, in record time no less! My only point was we live in this meat grinder society which places profit over life and that is a crime to me. But then what kind of a boring universe would we have with no Hitlers, no Kemar Rouge, and no countless millions
every year somehow coming to the point of making the choice to in effect end any possibility of ever making another. It is a very sad story and any system which supports the conditions for that to exists is… evil.
I guess I am a romantic / dreamer who sees this world to be Heaven and all things in it also, a few billion humans excepted.
And it’s true, I have found a home here, I used to do something similar at the “other” colplay.com site and they thought I was strange. And then one day, out of the blue… some one said I should check out “The Church”. I thought, wow finally someone on this planet besides me knows who Chris Martin really is and is now honoring / marketing him so to the masses thusly so with this very cool site. We all end up gravitating to music which speaks to our heart / we identify with most and Coldplay have it all in Spades, for me anyway.
I figure music already exists in a person before they let it out.
Maybe everything exists inside of us and everything we experience on this plane is like a movie projected on a screen, only in our case the projector would be our souls. Not an original concept but probably true.
And as I just discovered the other day U2 were playing this venue here called BC Place (both, the show itself and that night the venue / capacity 80,000), by default my brain declined the Visa request to release funds for two tickets on account of the fact that trying to make any sense of the white noise you hear in BC Place (any production: a speaker, a football game, a concert, all you hear is just a big sound garble-ator, and it’s especially confusing if you are a *musician… I guess they were too hard up to afford an acoustical engineer when they designhed that place), is like trying to understand what a hammer drill is saying to you.
And a really good example of *that is, I saw Travis last year at this other place, a theater designed so you can here a pin drop (maybe for acoustic shows with no amps) in the balconies? I was in the balcony and the acoustics are so bad (amplified sound) that a song in a major key ends up sounding in a minor key? Maybe Celestial Father Elvis can explain that one?
I know I am valued here at the Church and so do appreciate the occasional validation.
You know, if you are born a fly in this world, there is not a whole shitload you can do with your life. Or maybe if you were born a worm the same thing. That is not meant to in any way anger the god of creation, for in his wisdom the ant and man were created equals.
But if you are born into human life, you are born with one foot in Heaven… and unlimited creativity with the perfect body to express that internal power. And if perfecting an art form (or being a nurse) is the purpose of life, then Coldplay are at least halfway there. Talk about ART. Part of the power of their music is in how gentle it is. As in how powerful Father Elvis was with “Love Me Tender”, truly a “gorky” song, but not so “gorky” to the bankers (and the Elvis estate) in the end.
I heard it put very well by one of Karen Carpenters band members: “She took us to a place inside where we are all the same.” Good-bye Karen, you died too young also. I guess that is why Little White Shadows does it for me with their take on Creation / Disolution or as others have said, hello, goodbye. And then one day we all just up an die.
When an artist can move you to feel then that helps a lot. The illusion is that we are not creatures of complete feeling. Thinking will put food in your mouth, but no love in your heart. And the great thing about music is that it can take you there. It’s a great set-up this life really is, it is perfect. Human potential is so vast, uncharted and unimaginable.
With music you can weave a spell in which the listener gets Star Trekked to the next dimension. In unity we exist and from there we are headed again. Good music along the way is such a treat, be it Coldplay or whoever, they are so many so talented.
I’m going to read the rest above now and love you all. And yes I am getting up to speed musically, I’m getting there as they say. Make a plan and live it.
Coldplay / Chris Martin are the Oracle of Understanding in this world and we are blessed to have found partial respite from the trials of life in their music, with them / their time on earth. Amen and forever may their music fill this universe and all other worlds ever to be strewn with space and time.
For to walk on a light beam is to be graced by God
But to be born once human is to born forever divine
May the Chris be with you as everything you thought was real just falls apart and everything you know is wrong. (with respect / I hope)
Amen and… Howla-luya
Brotherob on 04 Nov 2009 at 6:36 am #
I am quite thrilled at the prospect of officiating at the ceremony and will start walking to England soon, perhaps in a week or two from now.
And I am even more excited about the prospect of having a Church of Chris Martin Xmas Calendar, what a splendid idea. But why stop at calendars? And this ties in with Chris going solo (Las Vegas?) and how that might impact his fortune. (against what he might of had, had he stayed with what he is now)
So why not come out with a line of Chris Martin underwear for girls and boys, and more?
Twenty years from now you could probably trade CM underwear on Ebay for big cash. Chris Martin mittens circa 2011 are a most sought after item amongst the Manhattan tea crowd I hear.
Think about it, if Chris Martin did stay the course and Coldplay continue for… then, with the appropriate number of well considered merchandise / memorablia items, marketed the right way, he could probably easily out gross his total concert receipts in three years of underwear sales alone I would think? Talk about money crunching musical talent.
And you were right about that book you call a dictionary. I see you spell Gweneth as Gwyneth which I now see is the correct way to spell that word. I can say that with confidence because I looked it up in my dictionary and you are indeed right as always Father Drobbingdon. I found the plot line a bit obscure in places.
Back to reality here… my pocket calculator tells me Chris Martin could easily surpass JZ’S extra musical income with seven years alone of “just for men” underwear sales worldwide. If you can’t have him… then at least a woman can WEAR HIM. Now the only thing left to determine is the design motiff for the “face” of both underwear.
I’m a bit of a traditionalist myself so would like to see a wreath of thorn and thistle (perhaps in the style of Gustav Klimpt, or maybe that of the great but somewhat obscure, early twentieth century
Black Amercan Folk Art Master, Blind Lemon Bubbles) surround the face of Chris Martin. Perhaps this entire image might be created by the same graphic artist who does the fantastc images here on this site?
We may now say to that person, use your own talent to depict his face in unspoken message mode, looking up and beyond, to the life awaiting us we all know is happening right now here on earth.
An image Angelic and pure will keep the dream alive, the myth of Chris Martin will long out live the mortal Chris Martin… so don’t do like Elvis did, but sell your image now to the hungry millions who so want your love and some trinket they can wear to feel warm against the cold.
Years from now one could probably trade these instant collectables for food in some post Terminator world we may yet be headed for, with no atmosphere and tree frogs the size of buldozers. No, I’m not on medication, I’m on a mission to save humanity from the abyss. Will you help me change the course of destiny so that so that aliens won’t take over the planet and coyotes won’t eat Lawrence for supper?
May the Chris be with you as AirMartin Inc. entertains you with the Golden Voice and Hands of The Legendary Chris Martin, Live In Person From the World Famous GM Grand Chris Martin Showcase Theater in Perpetually Sunny Las Vegas.
Capitalist Capitulator on 05 Nov 2009 at 12:19 am #
BrotheRob:
Look @ you-I am so proud of the money-making enthusiasm you are now expressing in the realm of progressing up the food chain of Church Elder-hood!
Yes-Chris Martin underwear is a Blessed Idea! Myself being a lovely single lady would expressly enjoy a pair of USED Chris Martin underwear and I would pay BIG EURO’s for that honor! Perhaps if it was characterized as a “charitable donation,” the Great One would hand over a used pair of skivvies before Mother Gwyneth forbid him to offer such pleasure…I mean “charitable aid” to the female forsaken ones!
If Chris is really “flying solo” soon, we must badger Father Drobbingdon to bust out the cheap trinket machine we used to manufacture keychains/ enthusiasm for the C:O:C: girls! That was only until we could get their enormous busts front-and-center-then the girls were on their own and the rest is…as they say…”serendipity!”
Yes-the Church could raise up a mini-empire of Chris Martin memorabilia-especially if he ditches Coldplay, and BrotheRob-you are so WISE-we would stand to make a fortune. Ebay would bow down to us and beg the Church to let them auction off our Blessed Martin knick-knacks! Imagine the Power we would have! BrotheRob-you do not realize the business acumen you possess!
Please start walking to England immediately as Father Drobbingdon’s business manager-Herr Bungler-wishes to take a meeting with you. There maybe a job waiting for you over the Pond. Please make sure you wear your good rain boots as the trek over the Atlantic is a wet one indeed!
CHRIS MARTIN: I PRAY TO YOU TO MAKE US ALL MILLIONAIRES OFF YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR! Amen.
klajfdklsj on 07 Nov 2009 at 3:17 am #
Hey did you guys know that all those long pointless posts by other so called “church members” (ie. Capitalist Capitulator,Brotherob) are all done by one person who pretends to be another. If you don’t believe me, look for yourself! All of the giagantic posts have suspiciously similar writing style (grammar wise) and have the repitition of certian words, and phrases.
In all, this website is quite funny and a great way to unwind the nerves after a tough day, but surely, nobody should take it seriously!
It was probably created by some old fat guy who writes to himself during the day using different usernames because he has nothing better to do.
Old Fat Guy on 07 Nov 2009 at 6:43 am #
klajfdklsj:
I am the old fat guy who writes and plays with himself all day.
How did ya find out it was me doing all the writing here? I thought I changed it up pretty good.
I got nothin better to do so I use different user names to confuse people but not you-klajfdklsj.
That reminds me-I think I saw the name-klajfdklsj on a terrorist watch list on BBC News-would that be you?
Your weird ethnic name has a repitition of certain words and phrases-I think there is a big reward for your capture!
Can you please tell me where you really live-I need your address so…we can be friends?
LAWRENCE on 08 Nov 2009 at 9:21 am #
BrotheRob was most exhausted when he wrote that last bit and has since confided in me that he meant to use the word legend instead of myth and might that major grammatical malfunction somehow be absolved by The Church through its infinite grace, wisdom, charity, love and beneovolence for all mankind?
And how is this for stranger than paradox or fiction. The gunman in one of the recent previous shootings at a university in Virginia(?), (the guy was roaming around a university for hours…) he was three years previously court sacntioned as “menatlly unstsble..” yet was still able to go out and buy his killing gear at your local NRA outlet down there?
And now this guy Nassan at Fort Hood, well, you may have to be certifiably nuts in Virginia before they will sell you the guns, while on the other hand all you need in Texas is a Doctorate degreee in human psychology to go buy the latest in high powered hand held human killing technology.
It’s a pretty sad story because for five years up to this he was giving therpay to Kids who were on the wrong end of the phone when those car-bomb snipers came calling.
So Nassan gets the call to go to Afghanistan and is essentially quartered and drawn by the conflicting elements which make up his life.
No wonder they want to be left alone over there in WhatsLeftofStan, to live their way in the middle ages.
And instead of walking to England as originally calculated with my original Robert Oppenheimer slide-rule, I am thinking about going on That new floating skyscraper wich Carnival or some other cruise company just launched.
I guess those dork heads never saw the movie Perfect Storm. I will go out on a limb here and predict that one day a monster wave will tip it over and everyone will on board will perish or be eaten by sharks.
And I have made quantum progress with the music and will put something really lame up very soon, I hope.
So have a purrfect day because life is short and time cannot be traded bought or sold, only given from the great beyond. Amen.
PUDDLES the CAT on 09 Nov 2009 at 5:17 am #
HELLO LAWRENCE,
I SEE THAT BROTHEROB HAS LET U MAKE YOUR OWN COMMENTS..AT LEAST THEY ARE NOT “CATTY!” haha
MY NAME IS PUDDLES the CAT. MY OWNER IS THE TRUE WIDOW-
MAYBE YOU & ME SHOULD GET TOGETHER & “PAW” EACH OTHER? lol
I SURE GET TIRED OF READING ALL THE STUPID CAT-ERWAULING FROM ALL THE PUSSIES THAT VISIT THE CHURCH FROM coldplaying.com! WHERES A PIT BULL READY TO POUNCE WHEN U NEED ONE?
SO LAWRENCE-LET’S DO LUNCH SOMETIME-WE COULD GO OUT TO THE PET STORE & GET “FRISKIES” TOGETHER!
LOVE, PUDDLES the CAT xxxxxooooo