You’re The Voice!
Not much to be said about this, except -
Coldplay rocking the ultimate anthem live with the Australian Prime Minister!!!
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March 14 2009 08:30 pm | Music and Video and news
Anonymous on 16 Mar 2009 at 6:43 am #
John Farnham is a legendary Australian singer not the Prime Minister.
gail powell on 21 Mar 2009 at 6:39 am #
Yeah-this is cool! But it would have been more “politically correct” had they dragged out wonderful Peter Garrett-late of Midnight Oil to sing “Dead Heart.”
drobbingdon on 23 Mar 2009 at 12:17 am #
Yeah - hopefully there will be a horrendous natural disaster in England soon so we can get to see Chris Martin jamming with his hero - Mark King out of Level 42!
Profitess on 04 Apr 2009 at 5:31 am #
Yeah well I thought it was BONO, excuse me-Saint Bono who said that Mark King out of Level 42 was a better lyricist or song-writer than Chris Martin. or maybe I am just getting my BONO insults mixed up? If nothing else, Mark King has proven to be a mighty inspiration for C/P since they named that cool song on Viva La Vida- “42″ after his band. Or maybe they RIPPED that number off his band? Yeah-maybe.
The Real Chris Martin on 26 Apr 2009 at 3:44 am #
You mean to say that John Farnham is not the Prime Minister of AnyWhen Land Down under?
Dead Fart on 27 Apr 2009 at 4:05 am #
Official News Flash! The Church of Chris Martin would like to make as Honorary Prime Minister of Aussie-land thee Great, Honorable, and bald, Peter Garrett-late of the equally great rock band-Midnight Oil. We-the political action committee believe strongly that if we can manipulate Aussie politics, then maybe we can also manipulate the Irish-who are always drunk and in bars anyways-to appoint Bono to some god-forsaken ministry. Thereby getting him off the world rock stage and setting in motion..manipulations that will install Coldplay as the world’s greatest and best-selling rock band! And no more name-calling from you-know-who..such as “wanker” “cretin’ or “dysfunctional!” Holy Chris Martin can cretin wanker MY dysfunctional ANYTIME! (Please don’t get mad at us-Dribbingdon-we sense a power vacuum here and seek to fill it) All Hail the great Grand Wizard Dribblingdown!
Channel Island on 29 Apr 2009 at 7:19 pm #
I have news for the Church of Chris Martin. Word has gotten around up behind the Great Pearly Gates and there is rumblings now from quirky Warren Zevon-who is insulted that we are considering sainthood for Blessed Kurt Cobain, and not him. Warren states that he was much less of a drug addict than Kurt ever was, and Warren NEVER committed the ultimate sing and mating and marrying the great She-Devil-Courtney Love! (He has a point ! )
Furthermore, Warren Zevon channels the question of whether the C of CM is in the business of selling indulgences? I thought answered him that he would need to take that one up with Martin Luther and the Reformation. But I will put it to you-Drobbingdon-perhaps this might be a lucrative money-maker, and then we can finally put up a shrine to CM out at Glastonbury to honor the 3 pilgrims from our Church that went out seeking “Him” and all they found was mud and pasty chicks with bad teeth!
Grand Duke Chris of Cornell on 01 May 2009 at 5:09 am #
In a proclamation to support the Holy Trinity of Saints
honored in the Church of Chris Martin, I hereby call for a ecumenical conference on the “crisis of faith” brought on by the Holy War with coldplaying.com.
It is my understanding that these incipient heretics at coldplaying.com have breeched a number of church protocols, as such: 1) misappropriation of funds;
2)royal sedition and 3) breach of the peace.
I have been requested to consider remedies that would include: royal sequestration, royal castration,
and perpetual banishment (including rigorous isolation.)
This punishment may seem extreme to the lay person, but coldplaying.com does admit to a Machiavellian program for worldwide Coldplay domination. They seek to push an agenda of unquestioning acceptance of their message board and “thread” dogmas and have received papal condemnation from Rome because of it.
In fact the Pope has contacted my secretary asking for a Papal Bull when the Pontifical Biblical Commission resumes work this summer. Coldplaying has questioned the Vatican’s Holy doctrine of papal infallibility in an attempt to smear the good name of the Church of Chris Martin. This has brought the entire Coldplay web edifice to the brink of a doctrinal schism and the ecclesiastical power grab has received a formal condemnation from the U.N., as well.
Thusly, I appeal to the Arch-Bishop-Rev. Drobbingdon
to try and contain this potential public relations nightmare before it stains the good and holy name of the Angelican Church of England, and the Blessed Queen-German Enchantress extraordinare! All Hail soccer hooliganism!
King Mark on 13 May 2009 at 11:06 pm #
I, U … U me, LFLfLfrtlf
Mississippi Queen on 14 May 2009 at 5:18 am #
King Mark: I command you! What is this gibberish you mutter on the Holy pages devoted to our sacred & sainted true King-Chris Martin?
Have you been mind-shafted by coldplaying.com & then sent over to us in your mentally unstable state to post excreable, inflamatory threads?
Well, we might have to send you over to Saint Bono for some working-over. That man suffers no fools-especially coldplaying.com fools!-out comes the boning knife if you’re found guilty as charged!
See the above on “royal castration” penned by the great Grand (Grunge) Duke Chris of Cornell. That is what you can expect if you continue these nonsensical tirades at the Church of Chris Martin!
King Mark-hope you have already sired some heirs, because the ability to do so may soon be up on the Chopping Block! LOL WTF!
Candy the Stripper on 28 May 2009 at 1:08 pm #
Ohhh! Father Crobbingdon-we ladies of the C O C off-shoot group LOVE to see you go after the heretics and posturizers from coldplaying.com. Whenever they come on to write some meaningless drivel,you are not far behind them-ready to let them have it. To say to someone here at Church that they are not able to do arithmetic and lack the ability to discern spiritual truths is a Holy Knockdown for sure.
The C O C ladies may be a little splinter group but we are ready to contribute to the coffers and spiritual development of the Church. Our main fund-raising emphasis will be the erection-proofed calender that will feature our most Asset-blessed compatriots for we all bow down to the Holiness evidenced by the fearless 3 Glastonbury Pilgrims and seek to assure erections as a way to highlight to the world the sacrifices our Church-members must endure in order to bring Glory to the Holiness of Chris Martin.
As such, and as ordained by the Holiest Grunge God-Kurt Cobain out of Nirvana..the C O C ladies have also begun training on how to be Proper Chris(tian) women. We have taken special Church shopping trips to learn How NOT to dress like a hooker. We have begun a “Good Christian Manners” workshop and also some C O C -ers are searching for other employment-beyond that which entails removing their clothing on a regular basis.
So all Church sistrens & brethens should be very proud of how the Church has pulled together after the Arch Pope Drobbingdon’s “Crisis of Faith.” After Banishment of the coldplaying.com Jezebel who brought shame and antibiotics to the Drobbingdon hearth, the Holy Household appears to be in order.
The C O C Ladies expect a busy summer, following Coldplay around-from venue-to-venue, in order to seek out fan picks from Chris(t)that will formulate our erection-calender. It is with a breast heaving and over-flowing with pride that I speak to the Church today and Praise be to the Great Godly Drobbingdon! He hath risen from the Ashes of Shame, and leads the Church resur-erection forward to Glory!