YOU ARE A CHURCH MIRACLE!
When the Madagascar monkey held you in abeyance, The Church prayed unceasingly for your safe return.
When blasphemous nay-sayers wrote you-Lilith-off as just another masturbating coldplaying.com spy, the Holy Elders knew otherwise.

Sister Lilith de Sinenomine was our FIRST CHURCH TEST of MIRACLE POWER & our Blessed Hands were laid on your Church robes whilst you tallied in Africa. Strong prayer was given and prophecy and speaking in tongues was fundamentalized! Holy Chris water was sprinkled on your clothing. Candles were lit and Coldplay Yellow incense burned into the night! A cry went out in the Chris Martin Chapel: LILITH: COME HOME!

Saint Bono even created a song about you-Lilith.
He was so looking forward to “Yellow Tenting” you at Glastonbury-you are the Saint’s “Rose of Glastonbury.” Our FAITH in your devotion and chaste piety was rewarded when the craven Gorilla man released his devilish grip on you and like an impetuous feather- you returned to the Flock of Chris.

Church Members-now we must cling together as one. Our Unity is sure to be tested as our Faith Healing Business will gain the attention of Satan’s Baleel.
Fight any discord and attacks from the Devil as surely as we aim to show the world OUR GREAT POWER and ADORATION of the BLESSED MUSIC of COLDPLAY!

Now is our time to shine! Heavenly Saint Cobain has mind channeled me-He will advise and direct our paths as The Church strives once again to achieve spiritual omnipotence and overcome the scourge of coldplaying.com! WE SHALL OVERCOME! I HAVE A DREAM!

Blessings in abundance to all & Merciful God-THANK YOU for Lady Lilith-the Magnificent! Amen.

Blessings

Though Gwyneth has got her claws in him now-maybe in the future you might make beautiful music together and actually STUDY COLDPLAY LYRICS with the Coldplay Master? It is not such a far-fetched idea!

Your long absence away from the Church made us value your sprightly spirit even more, Sister Lilith.
We wish no evil men to desecrate and eviscerate your earthly body. I pray to Chris that he memorialize your loveliness with a new song on the striped-down album called “Cinnamon Lilith.” Then when your heart aches and another useless, craven misguided man has punctured your love once again, you can put Chris in your iPod ear plug and let him serenade you back to spiritual health.

This is what the world will come to know: The anointed truth about Coldplay-their words and lyrics have healing powers! So it is why so many of the passionate congregants retire to the privacy of Church closed doors-to marvel at the allegories and virtual realities set before them in glorified song and try and do horizontal Coldplay faith healing!

Thank God for the Blessing of Chris Martin. He walks among us today to heal our spirits and souls.
To come up on him at the Viva concert in person-I could FEEL IN MY Heart-his bountiful holy merit & fortuitous sanctified incarnation. Church-let Sister Lilith serve as an example to emulate: Though a vicious beast and cold-hearted man stepped on her heart-Lilith has been resurrected by the music of Coldplay.

Take this lesson as a reminder that MOST men are deceptive, spineless, cold-blooded jackals that will use a blessed women up and spit her out. A few good ones are out there amongst us, such as Chris Martin and BrotheRob. Notice I DO NOT MENTION Father Drobbingdon-who is now assumed to be of the female persuasion himself.

Pray a blessing that Lilith meets a nice Frenchie fellow with good immigration documents who will treat her right. Perhaps they may enjoy Coldplay music together and become as one. I ask the Gods of mercy to stop all male fornicators from abusing Sister Lilith forevermore. May our dear friend-the Pope in Rome also announce an eccumenical codicil that renounces all who would hinder the heart of our most chaste and pious French parishioner. Let it be done. Viva!

Blessings to all church members.

Viva!

P.S: the reason of my brokennes is still these dreadful gorillas from Madagascar… But I know I have brethren that do not cease to pray for me in Chri’s name and I know God is always listening to thee. That’s why I still have joy.

Rejoice ye always in Chris, and I say it again, rejoice!

As summer winds down in the Northern Hemisphere, and sweet gentle breezes gives way to a crisp, fragrant fall, let us unite as one in thanks for the return of Sister Lilith de Sinenomine. Praise the Lord.

As well you know, Father Drobbingdon ditched us not too long ago and that painful memory lingers on as a knife through the heart. But God saw our past that and made sure-though that reprehensible Madagascar ejaculated Lilith’s heart and broke it-the mad jackal could not and never will break the beautiful spirit of this Woman of Chris.

As beastly and as reprobate as our world has become, there are still glimmers of goodness and sanctimony. The lovely new Coldplay song-”Wedding Bells” trills in my ear and I gaze upon the gentlemanly countenance of Chris Martin and I also-am transported back in time-to a kinder, gentler era.

I am sorry for any problems in the marriage of our Soul Master and Mother Gwyneth-whom I am sure Sister Lilith and I can both agree-is the absolute luckiest woman in the world! To share a bed, a healthy, meat-free, fair-traded meal and 2 angelic children with this Great Man of Prophecy is surely a blessing from most On High.

As the seasons go about changing and the kids go back to school, put on some Coldplay music and let your soul travel about-as if unbounded by the wicked confines of our earthly existence. Let Bountiful Chris take you on a journey that will call up the better angels of our existence-whom we bow down now to in thanks for their aid in the return of our Lilith. I also thank the Gods for allowing Chris to grow out his golden curls because our Soul Master looks so much more attractive (and younger) with longer locks.

Hallelujah! I praise all who call this Virtual Church home and may the Virginal Propriety of Lilith of the Seine remain untouched by filthy vermin and rotters who may attempt to rave her delicate sensibilities!
Glory to All who are Holy in Chris. Amen.

May the sweetness, tenderness and lovingkindness of our merciful Brit Messiah be upon you. May his kindliness follow and comfort you. There is none like Him, no, there’s none. One night when I cried upon my couch because of some sentimentality excess, I hear A Whisper of gentle and comforting breath that immediatly soothed my heart and made me find back blissful smile. I recognized it was Chris Martin’s spirit working through my listening of his tune. There’s lots of miracles in Chris presence. And because he is so good, and so good, and so good, how I long to be carried into his bosom again and again.

May this good sensation be yours too and may our faith in Him who loves us remain pure and unsullied.

Love and joy in Chris!

Viva!

Who dreamed you into exitence, the God inside of you?

In a permanent state you might say.

When I listen to the voice of Chris Martin it is easy to understand why Mozart once said that his favorite instrument was the human voice.

So I’m glad to hear that Sister Lilith is okay, or as okay as one can feel in this world today. And thanks for asking Saint Cobain to send me some good grunge vibes from beyond the Great Harmonic, because I’m actually going to rent some practice space to form with, just do that / play music and see what happens. Sounds like a plan to me Mr Bean.

There are some very talented musicians in this town and I should be able to get together Robs’ Band of Straglers’n Strangers before long, when-ever that might be.

But I figure it’s now or never, and as the world and humanity needs to be saved, then I may as well help.
But seriously, one must eventually follow ones heart or all forms of horrible calamity will befall you.

Did Chris Martin really spend the summer at the Hamptons picking blueberries all morning and playing tennis all day long after?

But what really has me spooked to the bone is this flood thing in Pakistan. At first it was just a few drowned people and miscellaneous farm aminals.

And now they are talking about how long it will take to “re-build”. Like next year they have a signed guarantee from God that it won’t happen again? Did not Saint James of Morrison once proclaim to this small and darken world that you cannot petition the Lord?

Peolpe think the Arctic and AntArctic are frozen continents. They’re not, they are frozen oceans.

They are frozen OCEANS and they were frozen for a very good reason it now turns out.

Maybe the good vibes of Brother Chris and his Soul Brothers in Charm can save humanity, maybe Saint Bono could help also.

But we all better hurry now and double up the effort because from where I sit, this Titanic has hit an iceberg.

My Great Grandfather and his family were actually on the Titanic when that happened.

Friends from Canada contacted them and said why not come back with us.

They were already booked on another ship.

And they switched passage onto the Titanic.

Now don’t you go switching passage onto the Titanic of your life just because this world is going nowhere without a hope.

May the Chris be with you as planetary forces beyond description will now shape our world in their own image. And may the Breath of Creation be with you always as you walk through this world, as it is forever with our great Soul Master Chris and ever more thereafter. Amen.

I want the Church to see you: our Clositered Canadian Comrade as a GREAT EXAMPLE of a benevolent spirit of generous goodwill. You-Rob were willing to help this lovely lady in her time of need. All Church parishioners and congregants need to look to you, sir, as how to conduct themselves as representatives of The Church of Chris Martin.

It is no wonder that Father Drobbingdon-when he was still a man-looked upon you as a son and Mother Drobbingdon wished for you “in a family way.” May the perilous vicissitudes of this craven world not overcome you, Precious Brother-in spirit or sagacity. I ask Heavenly Saint Kurt Cobain to bless you musically and Saint Bono to offer you the opportunity for some (non-athletic) “pre-tour trainings.”

I am sure I speak for Lilith de Sinenomine when I say thank thee and praise thee, BrotheRob. Amen.

Our prayers and beseechings have been answered!
Lovely Lilith Lives! Though defiled and consumed by bodily ejaculations by some devil in Madagascar, she walks upright in the blessed spirit of divine love!

It was then NOT Lilith de Sinenomine who was snatched up by those Frog cops in Paris, but maybe some other unfortunate, so Chris Martin-never mind about helping the gypsies. I am sure now that Saint Bono will be wonderously thankful that his Lilith is well and good and keeping our most lusterous Saint happy is a full-time Church obligation!

Dearest Lilith-many “wise” females in the Church could have instructed you in staying away from Brit boys and Englishmen. They are cold-blooded and their hearts are deceptive and impure. Bad skin and bad teeth plus they are mean to their mums. Centuries of inbreeding and fighting the Irish for control of Ireland have tainted their souls and spirits. There is of course, one very vivid exception to this: SOUL MASTER CHRIS MARTIN! And Coldplay!

Because our Church namesake was raised properly by his devoted parents and received a good Church upbringing, he was saved from perdition. His soul is cleansed and his manner upright. One night Chris Martin caught a glimpse and locked eyes with the Female Messiah-in the front row at an early Coldplay show, & she invoked and imprinted her future glory into Chris Martin and Coldplay.

Now it is our righteous obligation to work feverishly world-wide to uphold this magnificent man and his musical endeavors. Though many defilers and nay-sayers may try their best to stop us, we must march onward Chris(tian) soldiers!

Thank you Sister Lilith for arising like a phoenix from the ashes of your downward trajectory in the wilds of Africa. Blessings in abundance to your lovely countenance-The Church NEVER forgot you and The Holy Elders wish to feat you soon at a Lyrical Study Matriculation Dinner. There you will be crowned as one of the ELITE ELDERS and made a Matron of The Yellow Tent-the highest honor allowed and an automatic VIP pass at Glastonbury.

May your sacred spirit soar in the clouds, Lilith-with our Great One-as the new “striped-down” music is envisioned and Thank You to all Church Members for their constant prayers on behalf of Lilith! JUST SAY NO TO PASTY-FACED, cold-blooded Brits EXCEPT for Coldplay! Viva!

It has been a long long time that I you did not see me again on this Holy website. I note that you pathetically missed me. Sorry, I was too busy. But not in prostituting myself for poor money, but in passing some holidays in the capricorn tropic. I missed you these long days, but here I am back again to add to the renown and full grace of the church. Don’t you worry, I did not forget you, you always were and still are in my Coldplay devoted heart. News: my broken heart. I must confess to all church memebers that I’ve been raped and injured by a young malagasy boy’s words that spread hatred to faith in an only one God and his prophet Chris Martin, he’s rather an inveterate adept of satanic ejaculation and poor animism. My cristal-clear heart is now needing Chris Martin’s mending breath to FIX it. We are all lost without Chris Martin, the only holy way to blissful heaven! As for me, I love and prize purity. But here in this shambolic country where I’ve been thrown away because I have commited the sin to procrastinate my depart for sweet dear England, many young people are under the red Devil’s yoke. I cannot even tell you how much I am disgusted by such a devilish behavior. Contrary to UK bands, they have only non-romantic sex and alcohol as their only one hobby. I cannot wait to leave this place that’s not mine. It just doesnt fit my saint’s character and addiction to what is good, noble and pure. Can’t wait to come back to (messed-up) France again in order to be nearer to thee dearly beloved sisters and brothers in Chris Martin’s holy call.

May the divine grace and light that comes from our Soul Master Chris Martin lead me back to you with unsullied, immaculate, and unadulterated body and soul. My honestly Martinian heart is praying for us all , that our faith in Chris Martin remain brilliant for ever. Chris is with you, dear holy chosen ones. May our redeemed hearts never turn to black, may them always dive in contemplation of the white upon a spiritual and pristine Violet Hill.

Chris loves you.

Viva!