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May 3rd 2008 The Wisdom of Chris Martin, part 2

{This is the second in a series of the CoCM’s Proverbs, the wise words of Our Prophet, Chris Martin.}

mcculloch.jpgOn Lyrics - “The lyrics come out and I just try not to get in their way.”

“When you hear someone like Ian McCulloch or Bob Dylan…those are lyrics that should be printed. Mine are just a bunch of feelings.”

“There’s so much to write about all the time, even if you’re seemingly on top. Life is always carrying on. You can write about why am I having a great day today, but then 200 miles away there’s a hurricane going on. There’s always life to write about.”

On Fare Trade - “Fair Trade chocolate tastes better, but also it was amazing to go to a rich, green area like this and know that for every bar of Divine chocolate you’re eating, you’re helping out the people who grew it for you far more than if you eat Nestlé.”

“How on earth could anybody stand in a field with these people and say that it’s the right thing to do to dump their excess produce cheaply on a third world country? It’s beyond me. But the truth is, the people responsible haven’t talked to the farmers in the areas affected.”

canada.jpgOn Canada - “Canada is heaven on a stick!”

On being “cool” - “My eye-opening years were between 13 and 17. I was so cushioned until that. But at Sherborne, it was the first time I’d ever experienced somebody disliking me. Well, I used to walk funny, and, to be quite honest, I was a bit of a knobhead - I wouldn’t have liked me either.”

“When you’re born into a middle-class white family in the county of Devon, there are things that you feel like you’re not allowed to do. Like be a pop star or grow your hair long.”

paltrowstipe1.JPG“Some people are into bondage, and some people are into cross-dressing, and some people are into Coldplay — I don’t mind being a fetish. I don’t mind not being cool. I’ve never been cool in my whole life. Being voted the world’s sexiest vegetarian is about as cool as it gets.”

“It’s very strange being the world’s sexiest vegetarian, because eight years ago, if I’d invite someone over to my place for a tofu burger, they wouldn’t be interested.”

On Michael Stipe - “I’ve lost all respect for fame, but I haven’t lost all respect for respect. So the one great thing about being famous is that I get to meet people who I respect. Our relationship is akin to a dog and its master. I’ll always look up to him.”

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May 1st 2008 “Violet Hill” lyric interpretation

Again taking “inspiration” from Radiohead, Coldplay released their new single free on the internet on Tuesday. Violet Hill is the first track to be released from Viva La Vida, and the first fruit of their sessions produced by Brian Eno, mastermind of U2’s Joshua Tree.

jesus.jpgMusically, they’ve turned up the guitar and stuck 30 seconds of ambience on the front to make it long enough to be a single. This now means they are OFFICIALLY EDGY AND EXPERIMENTAL and NOT COMMERCIAL ANYMORE.

The key to understanding this song is to remember Jesus’s words upon the cross (according to Matthew and Mark, at least) - My Father, my Father, why have you forsaken me? As he dies upon the cross, Jesus asks God why he is being allowed to suffer. Likewise, in Violet Hill, Chris asks God why He still allows suffering in the world.

Violet Hill

Was a long and dark December

The long night of the soul, the darkness that has come upon the modern world.

From the rooftops I remember

As ever, Chris is looking down from on high, surveying the world. (See Gravity, Daylight.)

There was snow
White snow

Even in England, snow is ALWAYS white. Chris knows this (his parents are teachers). ITS A METAPHOR!

Clearly i remember
From the windows they were watching
While we froze down below

When the future’s architectured
By a carnival of idiots on show
You’d better lie low

The powers-that-be, a circus of idiots who control the world, watch us through CCTV, the internet etc. We are hiding below, powerless to change anything, frozen.

Don’t think there’s such a word as “architectured”, however.

If you love me
Won’t you let me know?

recovered_jpeg-digital-camera_4178.jpgThe song is a plea from Chris to God, asking for a sign. In X&Y, he recieved his vision from God, but in the four years inbetween, nothing has changed. Poverty is not History, AIDS is still rife, and Noel Edmunds is STILL on TV.

Was a long and dark December

A reference to Chris’s fave painter, Thomas Kinkade.

When the banks became cathedrals
And the fog
Became God

In the previous Dark Age, the Catholic Church grew to be the greatest single power in the Medieval World. Many within the Vatican saw its primary purpose to be the raising of wealth, not the glory of God.

This is Chris’s second direct mention of God in his lyrics. The first, God Put a Smile Upon Your Face, shows a man who has just realised the spiritual power of the universe. Violet Hill suggests a far more jaded point of view. He must be fighting with his wife or something.

Priests clutched onto bibles
And went out to fit their rifles
And the cross was held aloft

recovered_jpeg-digital-camera_4178.jpgMillions were killed during the crusades. The Vatican was silent on the Holocaust. Noel Edmunds is STILL on the TV.

Bury me in honor
When i’m dead and hit the ground
A love back home unfolds

No idea.

If you love me
Won’t you let me know?

I don’t want to be a soldier
With the captain of some sinking ship
With snow, far below

georgebush.jpgIn this incredibly layered metaphor, Chris says he will think for himself, refusing to adopt the values of CORRUPT LEADERS like George Bush who are like the Captains of a failing civilisation, as long as the people remain emotionally frozen subconsciously. You don’t get shit like that from Keane, do you?

So if you love me
Why’d you let me go?

I took my love down to Violet Hill

Violet Hill is a metaphor for the perfect world Chris has glimpsed in his visions. He tries to show us (”his love”) this world, what Jesus would have called “The Kingdom of Heaven”.

There we sat in snow
All that time she was silent still

The world is not ready. EXCEPT FOR THE CHURCH OF CHRIS MARTIN!

So if you love me
Won’t you let me know?

If you love me,
Won’t you let me know?

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Apr 30th 2008 The Wisdom of Chris Martin, part 1

As a Great Prophet, Chris Martin seems unable to open his mouth without some nugget of Holy Wisdom tumbling out. In this series, we will look at just a few of the gems that The Church of Chris Martin have taken as their Proverbs.

 
On U2 - “I just want to make something I can put next to ‘The Joshua Tree’ and feel proud.”

“To me, they’re like Mount Everest or the Taj Mahal or the Sears Tower. They’re a great, great thing. And if you’re going to do something, you may as well aim to do something great. I’m not saying we’re better than them. I’m just saying if you’re going to aim for anything, you might as well aim for the best.”

“U2 can be beaten. For me it’s no different from the film Rocky. You study your opponent. And I regard them as opponents.”

On Radiohead - “I think if you imagine Radiohead going through a jungle clearing a path, then we’re the ones who are probably just criminally paving it. I always see Radiohead as the braver people.”

On Fame - “After being with Gwyn I’ve realised everyone is human. We really build people up as if they are from Mars. Hollywood seems as accessible as Mars.When I started meeting celebrities it was depressing because you can’t believe in the mythology of people any more.”

On the success of his band - ”I gleaned that it doesn’t matter if you’re in one of the biggest bands in the world, it doesn’t mean you’re very good.”

“Let me be clear: We’re an incredibly arrogant band and we believe in ourselves above all others. But we also acknowledge that there’s no way we can take credit for where we are. I didn’t design my larynx, if you want to go right back to Square 1. … So we work very hard to capitalize and validate what we’ve been given. Because we have been given it. It’s not graciousness, it’s just honesty.”

“It’s very depressing, but it’s very healthy. We always have this bubbling level of vitriol. Maybe it’s something to do with my haircut. Maybe we’re too feminine for the masculine and too masculine for the feminine. That’s the great thing about people who hate us. We can suck out the energy and make it into something positive.”

On his balls - “I went through a weird patch, starting when I was about sixteen to twenty-two, of getting God and religion and superstition and judgment all confused. I think a lot of our music comes out of that. I definitely believe in God. How can you look at anything and not be overwhelmed by the miraculousness of it? Everything from that carpet to your nose to my balls is amazing. In fact, my balls are a particular miracle.”

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Apr 23rd 2008 You Too?

BEHOLD - THE LAMB OF GOD!

Bono seems to have predicted the coming of Chris Martin, just as John the Baptist predicted the coming of Jesus, the prophet before him. If you don’t believe me, read these lyrics and then SHUT UP!!!

I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

I have climbed highest mountain
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you

Saint Bono claims to have climbed the highest mountain. Yet Christ Martin asks “how long must I climb up this mountain of mine?” The mountain is OURSELFS, and if we think we can ever stop climbing, we are wrong.

I have run

He understands the importance of keeping fit. After all, obesity rates are rising.

I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you

The city walls are St. Bono’s confusion - “Confusion never stops, Closing walls and ticking clocks” (AROBTTH 5:3)

But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

Saint Bono is looking for the new Messiah (Chris Martin). He will be “On a hilltop, On a sky-rise, Like a firstborn Child, Defeat darkness, Breaking daylight” (AROBTTH 6:4)

I have kissed honey lips
Felt the healing in her fingertips
It burned like fire
This burning desire

He is talking about the Sacred Feminine here. Like in Da Vinci’s Code. Chris Martin is not afrain of his femine side, saying he loves his wife and being all melodramatic, but he’s masculine as well, getting mad and kicking off at photographers and that.

I have spoke with the tongue of angel’s - (1 Corinthians 6:1)
I have held the hand of a devil

It was warm in the night

Chris Martin acnowledges his good and bad sides too - “When I counted up my demons, Saw there was one for everyday, With the good ones on my shoulder, I drove the other ones away.” (PARACHUTES 10:1) - but he has sent his bad ones AWAY, not snuggled up to them like some sorta weird pervert!

I was cold as a stone
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

I believe in the kingdom come

Hidden track on X&Y!

Then all the color’s will bleed into one
Bleed into one

This is Nelson Mandelas’ dream of a RAINBOW NATION. That RASISM IS WRONG is one of the Sacred Tenets of the Church of Chris Martin. It’s just really not on.

Saint Bono was a lot younger when he wrote this song, but he still looks good for 65. He probably does a lot of exercise.

Well yes I’m still running

You broke the bond’s and you
Loosed the chain’s
Carried the cross
Of my shame
Of my shame
You know I believed it

But Bono remains chained, powerless. He is not the one to loose ALL of our chains, release us from our shame. It is Chris Martin who carried the cross for us. This is true; Bono tells us ‘I believed it’.

But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for -
I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…

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Apr 9th 2008 THE SCIENTIST

Come up to meet you
Tell you I’m sorry
You don’t know how lovely you are

I had to find you…
Tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
Oh let’s go back to the start…
Running in circles; coming in tails
Heads on a silence apart

What most people don’t realise is that the song The Scientist is actually about Chris Martin’s younger brother Paul. While Chris was making his name as a GORGEOUS INTERNATIONAL POET AND VISIONARY, Paul was sitting an HND in electrical engineering at Hull University. He had always been interested in “questions of science; science and progress.” Chris obviously felt it was “such a shame for” them “to part“, and wrote this song.

Nobody said it was easy
It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the start

However, “nobody said it would be easy,” and Paul’s poor marks for second year (probably because of his insistance on “just guessing at numbers and figures“) meant that he had to “go back to the start” of the year and resit the exams. He passed second time around, and is now a fully qualified “scientist“.

I was just guessing at numbers and figures
Pulling your puzzles apart
Questions of science; science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Running in circles, chasing our tails” is probably a reference to Mitzi, a cheeky King Charles spaniel that the brothers shared as children.

Tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start
Running in circles, chasing our tails
Coming back as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Oh it’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard

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Apr 3rd 2008 THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shalt give me real

2. Thou shalt not give me fake

3. Thou shalt not be violent (unless it’s the paps and you have to PROTECT YOURE FAMILY)

4. Thou shalt not download from peer2peer sites

5. Thou shalt not worship false prophets (James Morrison, Blunt, etc.)

6. Thou shalt give to Charity

7. Thou shalt offset thy carbon emissions

8. Thou shalt not drive an SUV

9. Thou shalt take thyself a little too seriously (but also have a laugh)

10. Thou shalt go to Uni so you’ve something to fall back on

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