http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com There is one God, and Chris Martin is his prophet. Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:00:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Okay, I don't want to say to much about this one, other than that I think it's possibly the GREATEST THREAD EVER!!1! It may be the longest post I'll ever make, so I've added a break, but I truly urge you to read it in full. It builds and builds ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/forum-classics-3-i-hope-this-site-is-a-joke/ NAME - Christopher Anthony John Martin BORN - March 2, 1977 in Devon, England HEIGHT - six foot, at least WIFE: Chris is married to American actress Gwyneth Paltrow. She said that he's "the greatest poet who ever lived", and she played Sylvia Plath in a movie so she should know. STAR ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/all-about-chris-messiah-martin/ There is one God, and Chris Martin is His prophet. Dean Drobbingdon is Archpope-in-Cheif. And we are the Church. But what about the Saints? So far, these are the only Saints recognised by the Church of Chris Martin: Gwyneth Bono Nelson Mandela Sting Mother Theresa But the time is right to canonise a new Saint! Vote now!   Who do ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/when-the-saints-go-marching-in/ What would Chris Martin think if he saw your site? That's the biggest criticism thrown at the Church of Chris Martin by the UNBELIEVING HEATHENS (like the hated COLDPLAYING.COM). He wouldn't want to be treated like a god, they say! He would think you guys were creepy! But would he? What ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/forum-classics-2-chris-martin-speaks/ As reported elsewhere, Courtney Love's Myspace blog recently featured an account of a visit to the London home of Chris 'n' Gwyny. Most blogs have edited her rant to make her seem more ridiculous than she really is. But not the CoCM! What follows is the full text ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/courtney-love-on-chris-martin-gwyneth-paltrow/ Back in the day, the Forum for the Faithful was where THE CONVERTED communicated with THE CHURCH. Problem was, it was a bit detatched from the rest of the site, and the software was outdated and ugly. So, when the Church of Chris Martin became a blog, the Forum was ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/forum-classics-1-your-distressing-site/ Sometimes, we all just have one of those days. Everything's going wrong, everyone you meet seems to want to act like a prick. It feels like the whole world's out to get you. When we get frustrated like this, it's easy to loose your temper and lash out at those around ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/what-would-chris-do/ Coldplaying.com (which is like a low-rent version of the Church of Chris Martin where the people DON'T EVEN REALISE THEY'RE BELIEVERS) have had an interesting thread in the discussion forum at the moment, where they make some VERY inflamitory statements. They have all sorts of misconceptions about what we do, ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/the-church-of-chris-martin-vs-coldplayingcom/ Top 5 Good Chrises Chris Martin (Messiah) Christopher Reeve (Hero) Chris DeBurgh (Lady In Red) Kris ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/top-5-good-and-bad-chrises/ In 2005, three members of the Church of Chris Martin travelled from Scotland to the Glastonbury Festival, in an attempt to meet their Messiah before Coldplay's headline slot. This is their story... httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGVRUPaZajs A film by Dean Drobbingdon. ©2006, the Church of Chris Martin http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2008/a-glastonbury-pilgrimage-video/