http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com There is one God, and Chris Martin is his prophet. Sun, 28 Feb 2010 14:35:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en INTERPOL - REQUEST FOR INFORMATION: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? DEAN DROBBINGDON AKA SEAN EDDINGTON AKA ROB DEANINGTON CAUCASIAN, AGE 46 FOLLOWING THE INVESTIGATION OF SOME FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES FOUND DURING THE PRODUCTION OF VIVA LA VIDA - THE MUSICAL, A WARRANT HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE ARREST OF DEAN DROBBINGDON, WHO DISAPPEARED FROM HIS ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2010/have-you-seen-this-man/ With a resolute hold on power among the faithful of The Church of Chris Martin,Father Drobbingdon is one fascinating but elusive enigma! In an effort to counter an aloof, ivory-tower image, the Great Father Drobbingdon agreed to sit down with the True Widow for a little get-to-know-you ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2010/new-years-question-answer-with-father-drobbingdon/ Brethren & Sistren, it is I, your Sanctified Father & Archpope of the Church of Chris Martin. This year has seen many glorious opportunities to move forward our Blessed agenda of Praising & Promoting the Holy Name of Our Soul Master. The internet popularity of our website has ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/father-drobbingdons-end-of-year-address-to-the-church/ Think those knob heads at coldplaying.com are the only ones who can hand out Chris Martin awards for 2009? THINK AGAIN! The Church of Chris Martin has seen a tremendous 2009-as we crown our 3rd Holy Saint; as our list of drooling ROCK STAR FRIENDS grow exponentially; we gasp ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/the-church-of-chris-martin-awards-2009/ It's starting right now, as I type this. The X-Factor final, the biggest night of the year (UK only). Will Danny look hotter than Cheryl? Will Joe come out live on TV? Will Simon become so self-satisfied that he collapses under his own smugness, sucking everyone else in the rooms' ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/chris-martin-on-the-x-factor-final/ http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/its-a-coc-chris-mas/ Hey Saint Francis - there's a new playa in town, and he be down with the animals too! As a matter-of-fact, Chris Martin took a personal vow of poverty - despite being inordinately wealthy - and his gentle spirit is entrusted by animals big and small! He is ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/bless-the-creatures-great-small/ Church Members: Glastonbury 2010 NEWS! Saint Bono has deigned to bring the boys to Glastonbury 2010 and U2 will headline the festival for the first time! Hallelujah! This momentous occasion will occur June 25, 2010. I believe that Saint Bono has timed this so that he may become ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/breaking-news-u2-to-attend-pilgrims-glastonbury-unveiling/ Throughout the gestation of what people are calling the "College Rock Religion", there have been many dear friends that we hold near and gently caress as one. These "friends" are not ones to turn on the brethren and sistren; rather, they inspire delight and awe as righteous souls ... http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/friend-or-foe/ http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/2009/chris-martin-flying-solo-from-gwyneth-too/