CHRIS MARTIN ON THE X-FACTOR FINAL?!
It’s starting right now, as I type this. The X-Factor final, the biggest night of the year (UK only). Will Danny look hotter than Cheryl? Will Joe come out live on TV? Will Simon become so self-satisfied that he collapses under his own smugness, sucking everyone else in the rooms’ self-esteem into himself in a black hole of superiority?
Probably! But the question on the lips of every person who thinks and feels is… will Chris Martin appear and do a duet with Stacy Solomon? Supposedly, she’s supposed to be singing with Michael Bublé, but nobody wants to see that, and after Beyoncé’s appearance last year, who knows? We know that Simon’s been on the phone, and maybe Chris wants a break from the studio.
And don’t forget, Stacy sung The Scientist in week 1:
So? Will it happen? I WILL UPDATE LATER!
UPDATE: No!!!! Michael fucking Bublé, dammit!!! Bad show, Simon. Bad show.
December 12 2009 | Video and news | 3 Comments »
While his wife GWYNETH PALTROW was in New York recently, shooting her new movie, rumours circulated concerning their relationship. They had a fight in a trailer. Gwyneth has recently been seen kissing a MYSTERIOUS UNNAMED FAT MAN. “They are fighting for their marriage,” one close friend of the couple claimed.
But that might not be all that Chris Martin has to fight for. Because after getting drunk at JAY-Z and BEYONCÉ’S wedding reception, Chris found himself impressed by more than just the rap star’s bling. To put it bluntly, Chris seems ready to trade in STICK-THIN geeky Gwyneth for an altogether CURVIER model.
Coldplay have brought the release of their forthcoming album forward – presumably so that Chris can be on tour as soon as possible. Jay-Z might have quit the music biz, but it sounds like he might have ONE MORE BIG HIT left in him.