Here’s another classic, this time from 2006. Enjoy.
Heirophant
Da Vinci’s Code
Hey Chris-heads!
The movie of Da Vincis Code is out this week, and I just wondered what you guys thought about it?
Personally, I think theirs a lot of symbolism in that book!! The characters were really well drawn, but I sometimes found the vocabulary a little difficult.
Have you ever considered, that there might be a code buried in it? He says that Jesus and Mary Magdalane had kids - one boy, one girl - but obviously, that’s not true, so maybe it’s not really Jesus at all. Maybe its… Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow!
Seriously - is Dan Brown a Chris-head? And what about Richie from Happy Days?!

Yellowfan
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
Nice theory, Heiro!
I’m looking forward to seeing the film - only so I can annoy Catholics!!!
Garlic Host
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
I still have to watch it.. soon! But I know most of the speculative research underlying Dan Browns book.
Dan Brown really made a mess with jumping on the wrong train with Priory de Sion which is cleary a fraud or deception of some kind.
The real story of Christ is way more mind-boggling.
I do think CM and GP are some incarnation of what I’d call the “christ & mary pattern”. An archetypal role that needs a spotlight combined with deep divine inspiration. CM has it all!
The secret has been kept since thousands of years from the people who wouldn’t understand. The Jesus story was a gigantic ‘hit’ in the ‘pop culture’ back then, performed and written by the same Spirit that moves now Chris Martin.
Nicoletta
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
I know why chris martin named his daughter Apple. apple is the symbol for the woman, the sacred feminine, inseminated womb. (I’m sorry for my mediocre english!)
Heirophant
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
That is so true!!!!1!!
So Moses represents the Patriarchal idea. And together, they are… X&Y?
The union of opposites that Chris represents as Messiah?
Nicoletta
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
Chris Martin is God!!
Garlic Host
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
Technicaly he’s the ‘God head’. Or that is what he represents. God itself has no form, or it has to be all forms.
Suzie
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
I met him once by the stage door after a concert and when I touched him I said, “Oh God, Oh God!…”, and he looked at me and said, “I’m not God. I am just a man.”
Suzie
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
The whole day I felt as if I was lead by a strange sort of energy. I don’t know what or how to explain…, kind of like how I stumbled across this website. The whole Coldplay “Experience”, and where it can take you…. call me “crazy”, but I feel there is definitely “something” of a spiritual nature about Chris Martin, and within us all if we get in “touch” with “it”. I have read “The Da Vinci Code”, and rave about it. My favorite movie is Titanic (that goes deep)… , weird coincidences they scare me. This Web site is great! It’s funny and it’s entertaining. My opinion when I first came across it was kind of like that post with the point by point negative comments… for about a split second, and then my mind opened to the amazing possibilities of life. I think Apple is a great name. I believe to have named her Apple, Gwyneth and “He”(lol) had strong spiritual reasons… or it probably just felt “right”. I remember at the time thinking, “Did he read “The Da Vinci Code”?” lol
Heirophant
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
Suzie, you have felt it! Epiphany! I am so happy for you.
You must join the church! If what you said about the concert is true, you may already be on the way to Sainthood!
Suzie
Re: Da Vinci’s Code
Thank you for the invitation I feel blessed 
February 22 2009 | Church History | 8 Comments »
The lyrics to the title song of Coldplay’s 2008 album, Viva la Vida, has left fans scratching their heads. The religious imagery was obvious enough, but the meaning of the song has remained obscure. But the CoCM has once again saved the day. Like a puzzle worthy of Leonardo da Vinci, Dan Brown or Tomb Raider, the song has revealed its secrets. Chris Martin is once again encoding hidden knowledge in the songs.
The big clue is in the album cover - by the artist Delacroix, it depicts the French Revolution. A revolution of the cross (de-la-croix) in France… Viva La Vida is the story of the shadowy secret society, the Priory of Sion. Previously, this information was only available in obscure books like Holy Blood, Holy Grail and Da Vinci’s Code, but now, the CoCM is PUBLISHING THE TRUTH.
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
The original king is King David, the King who united Israel and Judea and wrote the Psalms. The line he founded was seen as the legitimate line of Jewish kings. One of his notable descendants was Jesus.
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
Now the line is no longer in power, and has had to go underground.
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead, long live the king
The line first reappeared in medieval France. The Merovingians ruled from 486 to 751, when their rule was dramatically overthrown.
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
The castles of the Merovingians are legendary. They include Montsegur, Mont St Michele, Roslyn Chapel, Buckingham Palace, the White House, the Taj Mahal and probably the pyramids too.
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
Lot, whose wife was turned to a pillar of salt, was a nephew of the Patriarch, Abraham. In other words, the authority for the Merovingians comes from the line of Abraham himself.
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
Can this be anything except a reference to the Catholic Church? A faith founded in Jerusalem co-opted bythe militaristic Roman Empire, who actively evangelise throughout the world?
For some reason I can’t explain
Once you’d gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
With the end of the Merovingian rule, the bloodline went underground. They were forced to encode their doctrines in double meanings and codes in bizarre, obscure and apparently meaningless publications such as Les Dossiers Secret and the Daily Mail. Yet they were never able to explain the reason for the importance of the bloodline.
It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail was first published in 1982, and brought the Priory of Sion to the general public’s attention for the first time. Pierre Plantard, the alleged head of the order, claimed that the Priory of Sion existed to protect and promote the bloodline of the Merovingians. Moreover, Plantard was the Merovingian aire, and therefore the rightful king of France. And as a descendant of the Merovingians, he was also a descendant of Jesus.
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn’t believe what I’d become
The claims were widely criticised as a hoax, although the evidence was strong. Others claimed that Plantard wasn’t capable of coming up with such an elaborate hoax, and so that he had to be a front man, a puppet for those actually in control of the Priory.
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh, who would ever want to be king?
Pierre Plantard came under a great deal of scrutiny. Many doubted his political agenda, and others doubted that he was capable of such an elaborate and detailed hoax. Yet few could doubt that his story resonated and had an unusual number of connections to established historical fact.
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
I know St Peter won’t call my name
Because these ideas are contrary to the doctrines of the faith founded upon Saint Peter’s name - Catholicism.
Never an honest word
Because everything has to be hidden in code, like the lyrics of this song.
But that was when I ruled the world.
Viva la Vida - “long live the life”, the living blood of Jesus Christ, the Life, the Truth and the Way.
A.K.A… Chris Martin.
February 03 2009 | Doctrine and Interpretation | 44 Comments »

NAME - Christopher Anthony John Martin
BORN - March 2, 1977 in Devon, England
HEIGHT - six foot, at least

WIFE: Chris is married to American actress Gwyneth Paltrow. She said that he’s “the greatest poet who ever lived”, and she played Sylvia Plath in a movie so she should know.
STAR SIGN: Pisces (fish) (Click here for a full reading) - “Pisceans are emotional and self-depreciating, but love history and the arts. They are often philosopers, musicians, and messiahs.”
PARENTS: His mother was a teacher and his father was an accountant, (not carpenter).
EDUCATION: Sherbourne boys boarding school; Ancient World Studies at University College in London; sign painter.
FAVE MOVIE: Titanic
FAVE ARTIST: Thomas Kinkade
FAVE BOOK: Da Vinci’s Code
FAVE FLAVOUR: Vanilla
August 04 2008 | Did you know!? | 12 Comments »
BEHOLD - THE LAMB OF GOD!
Bono seems to have predicted the coming of Chris Martin, just as John the Baptist predicted the coming of Jesus, the prophet before him. If you don’t believe me, read these lyrics and then SHUT UP!!!
I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
I have climbed highest mountain
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you
Saint Bono claims to have climbed the highest mountain. Yet Christ Martin asks “how long must I climb up this mountain of mine?” The mountain is OURSELFS, and if we think we can ever stop climbing, we are wrong.
I have run
He understands the importance of keeping fit. After all, obesity rates are rising.
I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you
The city walls are St. Bono’s confusion - “Confusion never stops, Closing walls and ticking clocks” (AROBTTH 5:3)
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
Saint Bono is looking for the new Messiah (Chris Martin). He will be “On a hilltop, On a sky-rise, Like a firstborn Child, Defeat darkness, Breaking daylight” (AROBTTH 6:4)
I have kissed honey lips
Felt the healing in her fingertips
It burned like fire
This burning desire
He is talking about the Sacred Feminine here. Like in Da Vinci’s Code. Chris Martin is not afrain of his femine side, saying he loves his wife and being all melodramatic, but he’s masculine as well, getting mad and kicking off at photographers and that.
I have spoke with the tongue of angel’s - (1 Corinthians 6:1)
I have held the hand of a devil
It was warm in the night
Chris Martin acnowledges his good and bad sides too - “When I counted up my demons, Saw there was one for everyday, With the good ones on my shoulder, I drove the other ones away.” (PARACHUTES 10:1) - but he has sent his bad ones AWAY, not snuggled up to them like some sorta weird pervert!
I was cold as a stone
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
I believe in the kingdom come
Hidden track on X&Y!
Then all the color’s will bleed into one
Bleed into one
This is Nelson Mandelas’ dream of a RAINBOW NATION. That RASISM IS WRONG is one of the Sacred Tenets of the Church of Chris Martin. It’s just really not on.
Saint Bono was a lot younger when he wrote this song, but he still looks good for 65. He probably does a lot of exercise.
Well yes I’m still running
You broke the bond’s and you
Loosed the chain’s
Carried the cross
Of my shame
Of my shame
You know I believed it
But Bono remains chained, powerless. He is not the one to loose ALL of our chains, release us from our shame. It is Chris Martin who carried the cross for us. This is true; Bono tells us ‘I believed it’.
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for -
I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…
April 23 2008 | Doctrine and Interpretation | 1 Comment »